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Four Condiment Salesmen
The quartet of salesmen from California who hire Serge and Lenny’s Florida Experience. They are: Doug, a seemingly henpecked husband; Keith, who weighs three hundred pounds; Rusty, the group’s de facto leader; and Brad.
Serge Alexander Storms
Appears in Cadillac Beach in between Orange Crush’s Chapter 40 and Epilogue.
Tony Marsicano (A.K.A. Mr. Davis)
A rising star in the Miami-based Palermo crime family who oversees the organization’s Orlando operations. Tony is an ardent student of the old ways of doing things. He enjoys planning a ‘big score’ as much as he enjoys the money it brings him. He is even-tempered, restrained and charming, and possesses a brilliantly creative criminal mind. Tony is thirty-five years old, broad-shouldered, has jet black hair, rugged Italian features, with a handsomeness compared to a young Paul Newman.
Dr. Alix Dorr
First appearance; next seen in Hurricane Punch, where she is assumed to be the unnamed psychiatrist Serge frequents. She is a psychiatrist who, in the latter half of 1996, treated Serge during his stay at the Florida State Hospital in Chattahoochee. Dr. Dorr is a tall and attractive redhead who wears wire-rimmed glasses.
FBI Special Agent Miller
A seasoned FBI agent from the Miami field office who is nearing retirement. He is partnered with the much younger rookie, Agent Bixby. He is sixty-four years old and keeps his hair in a flattop.
FBI Special Agent Bixby
Recent graduate of the FBI Academy and Agent Miller’s partner at the Miami field office.
Carmine Palermo
The elderly capo of the Palermo crime family who longs for the bygone days when the mafia ruled Miami and Havana. As his title would suggest, Carmine is a ruthless, calculating and brutal man. He rose up the ranks in the crime family during the 1960s. He also has the capacity of being insanely jealous when it comes to the women he desires. Despite his power and influence, the ravages of time have turned Carmine into a frail, wheelchair-bound, old man with a hearing aid. He needs a pacemaker to keep his heart from failing.
Lenny Lippowicz
Last seen in The Stingray Shuffle; appears next in Atomic Lobster. He is revealed to be forty-eight years old in this novel.
Charles “Charley” Pavlic
The nighttime security guard at the downtown Orlando building which is home to the Strauss & Levy Accounting offices. He is good-natured, and a loving father to his son.
Mrs. Lippowicz
Last seen in The Stingray Shuffle; appears next behind-the-scenes in Atomic Lobster. She is described in this novel as being overweight and wearing her gray hair in a beehive hairdo.
Chi-Chi Menendez
First appearance; next seen The Big Bamboo. Chi-Chi is a Cuban exile who, as a member of Brigade 2506, participated in the Bay of Pigs invasion. He served as the unofficial leader of the Miami-based bookmaking gang known as the No Name Gang until it was taken over by Louisiana Rhodes in early 1964. Chi-Chi is cynical and irascible by nature. He is five feet six inches tall, thinly built, with leathery skin and beady brown eyes. Since he was forty-five years old in 1964, he is currently either eighty-four or eighty-five years old.
Greek Tommy
The Italian-American member of the No Name Gang. In Electric Barracuda, he is revealed to be the son of legendary Prohibition-era bootlegger Crazy Murphy and the father of Greek Tommy, Jr.
Moondog
The African-American member of the No Name Gang. Currently, in his old age, he resembles musician B.B. King.
Mort “The Undertaker” Wrigley
Jewish-American member of the No Name Gang who oversaw their betting parlor in the 1960s. Of all the members of the gang, Mort is said to have been the closest friend to Serge’s granddad, Sergio. He is revealed to have a son named Mort the Undertaker, Jr. in Electric Barracuda. Mort’s last name is also revealed in Electric Barracuda.
Coltrane
First appearance; next seen in The Big Bamboo. The perpetually intoxicated member of the No Name Gang.
Sergio Gonzales
First appearance; next seen The Big Bamboo. Sergio is the father of Gloria Gonzales, and thusSerge’s maternal grandfather. He was born to Cuban immigrants, José and Maria Gonzales, and lived his entire life in and around the Miami area. Sergio has suffered from psychosis since he was in his early teens, but his condition is manageable with the proper medication. In the early 1960s, he was a member of the Miami-based bookmaking gang known as the No Name Gang. Since his birth date is Sunday, February 10, 1918, he is currently eighty-five years old. While he was in his mid-forties, he was described as tall, trim physique, clear brown eyes, short dark hair with signs of graying on the sides, and possessing the unassuming good looks of a tennis pro. Currently, Sergio is in a disheveled state, leading most people to mistake him for a homeless bum.
Gloria Gonzales
Serge’s mother. Gloria was born in the early 1940s and is the product of a brief romance between Sergio Gonzales and a Miami burlesque dancer named Vavette. She was raised by her single father, Sergio, and was somewhat of a shy child. Little is known about her physical appearance other than she has brown eyes and presumably, like her father and son, possesses Latin features due to her Cuban heritage. According to Electric Barracuda, Gloria - at least in her adulthood - suffered from some unrevealed mental illness, which is presumably a form of psychosis like that of her father’s.
Pablo “Testaronda” Storms
Serge’s father. With the number seven emblazoned across his uniform, Pablo is known to be one of the most fearless and daring jai alai players in south Florida during the early 1960s. It is assumed Pablo was in his early twenties when he met his future bride, Gloria Gonzales for the first time. It is revealed in Florida Roadkill, during one November, while Serge was just a young boy, Pablo died a self-inflicted injury when the pelota he hurled during a game ricocheted back and hit him in the skull.
Bridget
Serge’s Irish flight attendant friend who trades her hotel discount privileges for sexual encounters with him. She is extremely attractive and has strawberry blond hair.
City (A.K.A. LaToya Olsen)
Last seen in The Stingray Shuffle; appears next in Gator A-Go-Go working as a bartender at the Hammerhead Ranch Bar in Panama City Beach.
Country (A.K.A. Ingrid Praline)
Last seen in The Stingray Shuffle; appears next in Gator A-Go-Go working as a bartender at the Hammerhead Ranch Bar in Panama City Beach.
Natalie Rojas
Last seen in Florida Roadkill as an anchor for Florida Cable News; no further appearances to date. She is currently co-anchoring the news with Blaine Crease at the Miami-based Action Five News. Natalie’s last name is revealed in this novel.
Blaine Crease
Last seen in Orange Crush; appears next in Torpedo Juice as Eyewitness Five’s “Consumer Bloodhound”. At some point after the 2002 Florida gubernatorial election, Blaine leaves Florida Cables News and becomes an anchorman for the Miami-based Action Five News.
Louisiana “Lou” Rhodes
An aspiring gun moll from Fort Lauderdale who falls in love with Sergio. She ends up assuming control of the No Name Gang in 1964. In many ways, Lou is the epitome of ‘contradiction’. She desires to be dominated by strong-willed, dangerous gangster-types, but then jumps at the chance to take over the No Name Gang. And, in the aftermath of the Star of India heist, she betrays Sergio to the police and the mob. And yet, she demonstrates a protective love and fervent loyalty to Sergio. In her youth, Lou was considered attractive, with a curvaceous shape and peroxide-blond hair.
Roy “The Pawn King”
First appearance; next seen in The Big Bamboo. A legendary Miami pawn shop operator, Roy is a known associate, and good friend of the No Name Gang. He has balding, oily hair, which he keeps combed back; and has a face resembling actor, Karl Malden.
Mick Dafoe
A New York-based sports journalist who frequently writes acerbically witty columns bashing Miami. He is a degenerate gambler and enjoys consuming large quantities of alcohol. He often combines both activities into drinking games.
Agent Mahoney
Appears in Cadillac Beach in between Orange Crush’s Chapter 40 and Epilogue. At some point after the 2002 Florida gubernatorial election, Mahoney quits his job with Miami-Metroand rejoins the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. He is currently on medical leave in this novel. During the events of Cadillac Beach, he is undergoing treatment for a mental breakdown at the Miami-Dade Mental Health facility. Shortly after this novel, Mahoney is released from the mental hospital and, as stated in Orange Crush’s Epilogue, begins working at a pawn shop on Biscayne Boulevard.
FBI Director Bill Webb
Agents Miller and Bixby’s immediate supervisor at the FBI’s Miami field office.
CIA Station Chief Chick Renfroe
The long-standing head of the CIA’s station in Coral Gables. Renfroe yearns for glory days of the Cold War when he oversaw the Agency’s creation of possible assassination plots against Fidel Castro.
At first glance, it would appear the events in this novel occur around the “Christmas Eve” (5: 48) of “2004” (P: 1). However, a comprehensive reading of Hurricane Punch proves the (modern-day) scenes in Cadillac Beach begin in December 2003, and that the novel concludes in the early part of January 2004.
In Hurricane Punch, Serge gives two separate examples of actual events occurring in 2004 which he and Coleman participated in. In Hurricane Punch (27: 221-225), Serge mentions he and Coleman visited Pensacola in the aftermath of Hurricane Ivan. Ivan slammed into the Florida Panhandle on Thursday, September 16, 2004. The second example Serge gives in Hurricane Punch (38: 305) is when he states he and Coleman watched the arrival of Hurricane Francis from Tampa’s Bayshore Boulevard. Francis crossed over the Tampa Bay area on Sunday, September 5, 2004.
Both examples prove Serge and Coleman’s springtime reunion in Torpedo Juice occurred before September 2004. It also means the events in Torpedo Juice must have occurred during the spring and summer of 2004. Therefore, the Christmas Eve referenced in Cadillac Beach must be Wednesday, December 24, 2003.
This also means Serge’s appearance at (and Mahoney’s viewing of) the Seventy-Sixth Academy Awards - which took place on Sunday, February 29, 2004 - in Orange Crush’s Epilogue occurs shortly after the conclusion of Cadillac Beach. Therefore, the events in this novel occur between Orange Crush’s Chapter 40 and Epilogue.
“I usually hate it when some show-off wrecks a perfectly good linear story by jumbling the chronology”. – Serge A. Storms, The Big Bamboo (2: 38)
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 1918
Sergio is born to María and José Gonzales. (20: 129)
CIRCA 1928
While helping his father unload a shipment of bootlegged rum, young Sergio spots Al Capone off in the distance. (20: 130)
CIRCA 1934
Sergio graduates from high school with a scholarship to the new University of Miami. (20: 130-131)
TUESDAY, JANUARY 1, 1935
Sergio is arrested for disrupting the Orange Bowl. (20: 131)
CIRCA DECEMBER 1941
Sergio is drafted into the United States Navy after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. (20: 131)
CIRCA JANUARY / FEBRUARY 1942
Arrested for impersonating a PT boat captain, S PT boat ergio is sent to the base doctor for a mental evaluation. The doctor prescribes Sergio medication to suppress his various mental disorders. (20: 131-132)
CIRCA JANUARY / FEBRUARY 1946
Vavette drops young Gloria off at Sergio’s doorstep. (20: 132-133)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1959
Sergio and Gloria meet Pablo Storms. (20: 132-135)
JANUARY 1960
After a brief courtship, Gloria and Pablo marry. (20: 135)
OCTOBER 1962
Gloria gives birth to Serge. (20: 135-136)
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1963
While taking a break from their bookmaking collection rounds, Sergio, Chi-Chi and the rest of the No Name Gang learn President Kennedy has been assassinated. (6: 57-61)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 31, 1963
The No Name Gang ends the year with another failed attempt to collect from one of their deadbeat customers. (12: 86-88)
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 1, 1964
For his New Year’s resolution, Sergio throws away his anti-psychotic medication. (12: 88-89)
SATURDAY, JANUARY 11, 1964
While babysitting Serge, Sergio and the rest of the gang are accosted by Carmine Palermo’s goons. (17: 115-119)
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1964
Sergio is introduced to Louisiana “Lou” Rhodes at Roy’s Miami Beach pawn shop. (24: 162-166)
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 1964
Sergio introduces his new girlfriend to Chi-Chi and the others. Insisting their bookmaking operation is joke around town, Lou muscles in and takes over the No Name Gang. (27: 178-182)
Lou sends a warning to the gang’s other deadbeat customers by shoving Joey Asparagus out of the Seaquarium’s monorail. (31: 202)
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1964
Lou continues her reign of terror against the No Name Gang’s non-paying customers. (31: 203-204)
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1964
Sergio and the gang watch Cassius Clay practice for his fight against Sonny Liston at the Fifth Street Gym. (31: 204-206)
After the Clay / Liston fight, Sergio and the gang head over to the Knight Beat for drinks. (31: 206-208)
CIRCA SPRING / SUMMER 1964
Infuriated that the CIA is not taking Cuba’s liberation from the Castro regime serious enough, Chi-Chi severs his ties to the agency. (39: 267-270)
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1964
While attending the filming of the Jackie Gleason Show, Lou reveals to the gang she has come up with a plan to get ahold of some of the diamonds from the upcoming Star of India heist. (34: 224-228)
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1964
Lou arrives at the Five O’ Clock Club and discovers Desmond, the fence in league with the Star of India thieves, has been poisoned to death. Lou finds a small pouch of stolen diamonds in Desmond’s pocket. (36: 240-244)
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1964
As the police continue to round up the Star of India thieves, Lou tells the No Name Gang that Sergio volunteered to go into hiding with the diamonds she took from Desmond. (40: 289-291)
Lou confesses to Chi-Chi and the others the police pressured her into divulging that Sergio has the stolen diamonds. She also admits to ratting-out Sergio to the Fongs, the Asian mobsters who were going to buy the stolen diamonds from Desmond. Lou goes onto to reveal Carmine Palermo has become smitten with her, and that Palermo has jealously ordered his goons to kill Sergio. (43: 305-310)
FRIDAY, JANUARY 1, 1965
On the run from both the authorities and the mob, Sergio is presumed to have drowned after he jumps into the Atlantic Ocean. (45: 317-319)
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1996
Serge is arrested for aggressive panhandling. (1: 11-15)
MONDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1996
Serge is mentally evaluated by Dr. Alix Dorr. During the session, the topic of Sergio’s apparent suicide is raised. Serge insists his grandfather didn’t commit suicide but was killed because of his involvement in the Star of India heist. (1: 15-22)
CIRCA OCTOBER / NOVEMBER 1996
While at Chattahoochee, Serge’s obsession with Hogan’s Heroes inspires him to recruit the other patients into helping him dig an escape tunnel in the middle of the exercise yard. (1: 22-23)
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1996
While the staff is distracted by the comical sight of the mental patients trying to escape through the shallow tunnel, Serge slips away from hospital in the back of a laundry truck. (1: 23)
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2003
After finding out the type of alarm system the Strauss & Levy accounting firm uses in their Orlando office, Tony Marsicano has the same system installed inside a space he rents in a strip mall. (5: 43-46)
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2003
After spending the day hiding in the men’s room on the upper floor of the Strauss & Levy building, Tony emerges from his hiding spot at night and takes the elevator down to the lobby. He is approached by Charley the night watchman. Tony introduces himself as a new employee who works late hours. (5:46-47)
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2003
After three months, Tony’s ruse pays off and Charley begins to consider him a friend. (5: 47)
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2003
Tony hands Charley a brand-new Xbox to give to his son for Christmas. (5: 47-48)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2003
Serge and Lenny are chased out of Disney’s Magic Kingdom by the park’s security. (3: 27-31)
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2003
FBI agents Miller and Bixby tail Carmine Palermo around Miami. (2: 24-26)
Agents Miller and Bixby follow Palermo to Rico Spagliosi’s funeral. (4: 32-33)
Serge and Lenny drive back to Miami. (4: 33-38)
Serge and Lenny attend Spagliosi’s funeral. During the service, Serge gets into a shoving match with Tony, which results in Lenny and him being forcibly ejected from the cemetery. From their discrete surveillance spot, Miller and Bixby theorize Serge must be a rival mobster with a beef against Tony. (4: 38-41)
Returning home to Mrs. Lippowicz’s house, Serge determines Mr. Vonnegut, the Loxahatchee marsh mouse he’s been nursing back to health, is ready to be released back into the wild. (6: 49-56)
Serge frees Mr. Vonnegut in the Miccosukee Indian reservation, but the rodent is immediately eaten by a panther. (7: 62-65)
Returning home, Serge finds his I Love Lucy videotape has arrived in the mail. With his Florida VHS collection now complete, Serge decides to take Lenny on a celebratory road trip. (7: 65-68)
Serge and Lenny watch the VHS tape inside the same hotel room at the Eden Roc which Lucy and Ricky stayed at in the I Love Lucy episode. (9: 72-76)
Serge comes up with a plan to acquire some start-up capital for his and Lenny’s new business venture. Distracting the patrons of a South Beach café with a worthless lottery ticket, Serge and Lenny makes their way around the tables and steal the customers’ valuables. (11: 81-85)
When dinnertime at Mrs. Lippowicz’s home is interrupted by a telemarketer, Serge decides to strike back, and crank calls the company’s CEO. Afterwards, Serge begins working on the website for his and Lenny’s new business venture. (13: 90-95)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2003
Tony has his burglary crew practice disabling the alarm system he had installed in a space he rented out in a strip mall. (8: 69-71)
Serge shows Lenny the website for their specialty tour service - Serge & Lenny’s Florida Experience. (13: 95-97)
Serge and Lenny are hired by a group of Michigan State alumni to take them on a tour of Miami. (13: 98-100)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2003
As they wait for their tour guides, the Michigan State alumni are approached by an elderly bum looking for money. Before he leaves, the bum promises to reward the group’s generosity by remembering them when he wins the lottery. Serge and Lenny arrive and usher the men into the back of Mrs. Lippowicz’s van. A few minutes later, the van pulls back into the alleyway, and the terrified men run away, accusing their tour guides of being insane. (15: 104-108)
Depressed that their first tour was a failure, Serge and Lenny return home. Their moods improve when they learn a lifestyle reporter from the newspaper wants to interview them about their new business. During the interview, Serge vows to locate the missing diamonds from the Star of India heist which led to his grandfather’s death. (17: 112-115 & 17: 119-120)
The Miami Chamber of Commerce invites Mick Dafoe to visit Miami. (25: 167-169)
Tony’s burglary crew disables the Strauss & Levy alarm system. Tony orders his men to remain behind in the outer office while he completes the final phase of his clandestine mission. (10: 77-80)
Two-Tone Bob, one of Tony’s lieutenants, accidentally overhears Tony making plans with the FBI to go into the Witness Protection Plan. Two-Tone phones the Palermo family and informs them of Tony’s apparent betrayal. (14: 101-103)
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2003
Palermo is informed about Tony’s plans to turn himself into the FBI. (16: 109-111)
THURSDAY, JANUARY 1, 2004
Palermo reads the lifestyle reporter’s article about Serge vowing to find the missing diamonds. Remembering Serge and Lenny from Spagliosi’s funeral, Palermo orders his goons to investigate the duo’s tour service. (18: 121-123)
FRIDAY, JANUARY 2, 2004
Serge and Lenny are hired to tour Doug, Keith, Rusty and Brad around Miami. (19: 124-126)
Miller and Bixby prepare to take Tony into custody at the Miami Executive airport. (19: 126-127)
Doug and his friends have Serge and Lenny drive them to the airport so they can pull a practical joke on one of their fellow salesmen. Their joke backfires and, instead of staging the pretend kidnapping of their friend, they accidentally grab Tony and shove him into the back of the limo. During the ensuing struggle, Brad is wounded, and Tony is killed. Realizing the identity of the dead man in the back of the limo, Serge frantically speeds away from the airport. During their escape, Keith is killed by an FBI sniper. (P: 1-9)
As the limo speeds away from the airport, Miller and Bixby notice the “Serge & Lenny’s Florida Experience” magnetic sign on its side. (19: 127-128)
Serge and his group throw Tony and Keith into a Dumpster in a Collins Avenue alley. While cleaning out the limo’s interior, they discard the innocent-looking McDonald’s cup Tony was carrying. Holding a fake cardboard movie camera, Serge follows the bullet-riddled limo back onto Collins Avenue astride a stolen motorcycle. The gamble pays off as onlookers assume Serge is merely filming an action movie. (21: 137-143)
Using his flight attendant friend, Bridget, Serge secures a room at the Sheraton Bal Harbour. City and Country track down Serge and join the group inside the hotel room. The unlicensed doctor Serge hires to treat Brad’s gunshot wound arrives but is unable to save Brad’s life. The Palermo mob calls Serge and demands Tony’s safe return. Keeping to himself that Tony is dead, Serge hangs up on them and tells his friends they need to kidnap another member of the Palermo family to use as a bargaining chip. (23: 150-161)
SATURDAY, JANUARY 3, 2004
Discovering Tony’s corpse inside the Dumpster, Miller and Bixby become convinced Serge is a mob assassin hired to prevent Tony from going into the Witness Protection Program. (22: 144-149)
Serge and Lenny mistake Mick Dafoe for a member of the Palermo family and kidnap him from the airport. (25: 169)
Miller and Bixby run across a recent letter Serge wrote to Katie Couric asking her to bring the Todayshow back to Miami. (26: 170-173)
As they flee the airport with the kidnapped Mick, Serge is forced to shoot out the tires from a pursing van belonging to the rival Sunshine Tours. As make their way back to Miami Beach, Serge gets another threatening call from the Palermos. Serge confesses Tony is dead, but bluffs that he has found the missing diamonds from the Star of India heist and is willing to trade them for his and his friends’ lives. (26: 173-177)
Serge and his friends check in to the same Deauville hotel room where Paul and Ringo stayed when the Beatles visited Miami Beach in 1964. (28: 183-187)
Miller and Bixby visit Mahoney at the mental hospital. Mahoney reveals to them what the cryptic “Beatles room” reference in Serge’s letter to Katie Couric means. (29: 188-189)
Serge and his entourage visit Roy’s barbershop in the Deauville’s basement. Hearing that Serge is looking into Sergio’s disappearance, Roy suggests he visit Coltrane at the Fifth Street Gym. (29: 190-194)
Miller and Bixby scour Serge’s abandoned Deauville hotel room for clues. (29: 194-195)
At the Fifth Street Gym, Coltrane tells Serge that he should seek out Sergio’s old journal and suggests Moondog might have more information about its whereabouts. (30: 196-200)
McDonald’s holds a press conference announcing their latest Peel-and-Win contest. An executive from Strauss & Levy takes the million-dollar grand prize-winning beverage cup from his office safe and ceremoniously places it among a shipment of identical-looking cups bound for a random destination somewhere in the country. (32: 209-210)
While meeting with Moondog at the Lyric Theater, Serge learns his grandfather used to keep his journal inside an old cigar box filled with his collection of Florida souvenirs. Moondog is unexpectedly shot by an assassin. Leaving the wounded Moondog in Lenny’s care, Serge runs out to the street but finds the assailant has inexplicably vanished. (32: 210-214)
SUNDAY, JANUARY 4, 2004
Serge takes his friends to visit Greek Tommy at his apartment above a trendy nightclub. While in the middle of telling Serge he should ask Chi-Chi about the whereabouts of Sergio’s souvenir box, Greek Tommy is wounded by a bullet fired by the mysterious assassin. Serge runs after the gunman and captures him on the nightclub dancefloor. (33: 215-219)
After being forced to drink Serge’s cocaine and crystal meth-laced energy drink, the assassin is set free in the middle of Washington Avenue. Desperate to counter the effects of the dangerous stimulants, the assassin sprints from the limo and steals some pure-grain alcohol from a nearby liquor store. The gunman frantically consumes the liquor, spilling most of it on his clothing. Lenny casually flicks a joint out of the limo and inadvertently sets the assassin on fire. (33: 219-223)
Serge locates Chi-Chi at an anti-Castro meeting. As the two discuss the search for Sergio’s souvenir box, Chi-Chi whispers the meeting has been compromised by Castro’s spies. Serge comes up with a plan to deal with the unwanted intruders. (35: 229-235)
Learning that Serge briefly worked for Radio Martí, Miller and Bixby theorize he could be an undercover CIA asset on loan to the Palermos. Concerned there might be a conspiracy bigger than simply stopping Tony’s surrender to the FBI, they report their findings to their boss, Director Webb. (35: 236-238)
At the nightly anti-Castro meeting, Serge informs the group of exiles that plans are in place to invade Cuba and topple the Castro regime. After the meeting, the undercover Cuban agents radio the news of the impending invasion to their masters in Havana. (35: 238-239)
MONDAY, JANUARY 5, 2004
As word of the invasion reaches the Cuban government, an undercover CIA agent within the Cuban military secretly radios Langley to warn them Castro is aware of impending attack. (37: 245-246)
Aware that an invasion of Cuba is being orchestrated without his knowledge, CIA Chief Renfroe convinces himself Chi-Chi is responsible for the obvious attempt to marginalize him and his Miami station. (37: 246-248)
Renfroe meets with FBI Director Webb. Their mutual paranoia of one another leads them to secretly conclude that the other man’s agency is behind the invasion. (37: 248-250)
Mort the Undertaker tells Serge that Lou has Sergio’s souvenir box. (38: 251-253)
Serge and Chi-Chi visit Lou’s apartment, but find the place abandoned and in a state of disarray, as if she was forced to leave in a hurry. (38: 253-258)
Mahoney informs Miller and Bixby that Serge’s next stop will be the location of Jake LaMotta’s old nightclub. (38: 258-259)
Miller and Bixby spot Serge standing on Collins Avenue and prepare to arrest him. Seconds before they spring into action, they get a call from Director Webb to stand down. Oblivious to his good fortune, Serge returns to the limo and gets a call from Renfroe, who wants to meet with Chi-Chi to discuss the invasion. (38: 259-266)
Renfroe meets with Chi-Chi at the Venetian Pool and pledges his support for the invasion. (39: 271-273)
As Chi-Chi as he tells Serge about Renfroe’s support of the invasion, a new, second assassin attempts to kill the elderly Cuban. Serge chases down the gunman and subdues him. (39: 273-274)
Serge tries to slowly kill the second assassin with a leaf blower inside the Scarface room on Ocean Drive. Realizing how foolish his plan was, Serge sheepishly admits to his friends the hardware store was all out of chainsaws. (39: 274-278)
Hearing that Serge plans to kill Mr. Palermo, Doug and Rusty flee the limo in a panic and surrender to a nearby police car. Concerned that his two customers will run afoul of some dirty cops on Palermo’s payroll, Serge stakes out the police station they are taken to. Serge’s fears are seemingly confirmed when he spots Doug and Rusty being taken from the station in the back of police cruiser and driven out to one of Palermo’s warehouses at the Port of Miami. (39: 278-281)
Serge rams the limo through the warehouse door in a daring rescue attempt. Rusty is gunned down by Mr. Palermo’s goons. Getting Doug back in the limo, Serge speeds away from the port. (39: 281-288)
Serge checks his group into the Fontainebleau’s ‘Goldfinger’ suite, which is directly below Mr. Palermo’s suite. (41: 292-295)
Renfroe concludes the Miami mob is helping Serge and Chi-Chi with the invasion. (41: 295)
Inspired by the 007 movie, Serge tries to kill the assassin by spray painting him gold. The gold-painted assassin manages to escape through the balcony. The assassin reaches the ground but is killed when he steps into the path of a delivery truck. (41: 295-297)
Directly above the ‘Goldfinger’ suite, Mr. Palermo’s gin game is interrupted by a call from Renfroe, who pledges his support for the impending liberation of Cuba. (41: 297)
Serge places the suite’s microwave near the room’s ceiling, which is situated directly below Mr. Palermo’s suite. Turning on the device, Serge kills Mr. Palermo by short circuiting the elderly crime lord’s pacemaker. While looking through the assassin’s wallet, Serge finds the address to the man’s mysterious employer. (41: 298-300)
Renfroe convinces himself Palermo was murdered by the Cubans. (42: 301-302)
Chi-Chi convinces CIA Chief Renfroe to release hundreds of the meanest, toughest Mariel exiles from prison, and allow them to participate in the invasion. Meanwhile, Miller and Bixby part ways when Miller refuses to give up on the search for Serge. (42: 302-304)
The spy inside the Cuban military radios Langley with the news the invasion force has been infiltrated by Cuban operatives from Chi-Chi’s anti-Castro exile meeting. (44: 311-312)
TUESDAY, JANUARY 6, 2004
As the invasion force (comprised solely of Cuban spies, Miami mobsters and Mariel undesirables) sets sail for Cuba, Serge notifies Action Five News about the operation. (44: 312-314)
Learning the invasion force has been infiltrated by Cuban spies, and therefore doomed to failure, Renfroe decides to preemptively leak a story to the press about how he and his CIA station have been secretly working with the Cuban government to foil the illegal invasion. Realizing there is one man who can refute this cover story, Renfroe sends his agents out to kill Serge. (44: 314-316)
Serge’s limo is suddenly surrounded by Renfroe’s agents. (46: 320-323)
Renfroe learns the media is describing the invasion as a brilliant coup by the CIA to trick Castro into capturing a boatload of Cuban spies, Mariel undesirables and Miami mobsters. He suddenly realizes Serge is the now the one man who can vouch for his role in the invasion and orders his agents to abort their mission to kill Serge. (46: 323-325)
Serge, Lenny and Doug enter the address they found in the assassin’s wallet. Inside the apartment, Serge finds Sergio’s old souvenir box and the missing diamonds. Lou enters the apartment and realizes the mystery man who has been asking questions around town about the missing diamonds, and whom she hired hitmen to deal with is actually ‘little Serge’.
Agent Miller burst in and takes the diamonds at gunpoint. Doug, explaining he has been secretly working for the Palermo family the whole time, whips out a gun and forces Miller to hand over the gems. When the old bum from the alley unexpectedly walks into the apartment, Miller takes advantage of the distraction to kill Doug and run off with the diamonds. Serge realizes the old bum is his long-lost grandfather, Sergio. (46: 325-331)
Miller comes under attack by a Palermo hit squad. He buries the diamonds for safe keeping but ends up taking their location with him to the grave as he is gunned down. (46: 331)
Sergio joins Serge and his friends in the limo. As the drive away, Sergio discovers the McDonald’s cup he fished out the trash is the grand-prize-winning cup. (46: 331-332)
SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 2004
Serge and Lenny drop Mick off at the airport. (E: 333-334)
Sergio and the No Name Gang reunite over drinks at the Fontainebleau. (E: 334-336)
Renfroe celebrates the public relations coup against Castro. (E: 336)
MONDAY, JANUARY 12, 2004
The Chamber of Commerce decide to hire Serge and Lenny to escort Katie Couric and Matt Lauer around Miami. (E: 336-339)
MONDAY, JANUARY 19, 2004
Serge, Lenny and Sergio pick up the Today show hosts in Sergio’s brand-new Rolls Royce. (E: 339)
Pursued by the police, Serge runs through the Note on the Type room. (NotT: 340)
Serge makes his escape through the About the Author narrator’s room. (AtA: 341)
“The key to life, Serge knew, was the diligent keeping of lists”
- Hammerhead Ranch Motel (E: 287)
1) Unnamed assassin #1 - Burned to death after he is forced to drink an energy drink
spiked with cocaine and crystal meth. In a panic to lower his
heart rate, he sloppily consumes a bottle of pure grain alcohol,
which spills onto his clothes. His alcohol-soaked clothing is
accidentally set on fire when it is hit with a lit joint Lenny throws
away.
2) Unnamed assassin #2 - Hit by a delivery truck after being covered from head-to-toe in
gold paint.
3) Carmine Palermo - Heart failure after his pacemaker is deactivated by a microwave
oven.
TOTAL GRADUATES = 3
COURSE AUDITS = 0
GRADUATES TO DATE = 25
COURSE AUDITS TO DATE = 14
* This is possibly the same “trusty .45 automatic” mentioned in The Big Bamboo (3: 42), which is further confirmed as being Serge’s “favorite Colt .45 automatic” in Atomic Lobster (21: 149).
Written by Lenny Kravitz & Craig Ross
Performed by Lenny Kravitz
Written by Smokey Robinson & Ronald White
Performed by Serge Storms
“It’s a Small World (After All)”
Written by Robert B. Sherman & Richard M. Sherman
Written by Bob Berryhill, Pat Connolly, Jim Fuller & Ron Wilson (as the Surfaris)
Performed by the Surfaris
Written by Pete Seeger & Lee Hays
Performed by Trini Lopez
Written by Phil Spector, Jeff Barry & Ellie Greenwich
Performed by the Crystals
“Also sprach Zarathustra (2001: A Space Odyssey theme song)”
Composed by Richard Strauss
Performed by the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra, conducted by Herbert von Karajan
“Taps” (Butterfield’s Lullaby)
Composed by Brigadier General Daniel Butterfield
Performed by Sergio Gonzales
Written by Phil Medley & Bert Berns (credited as “Bert Russell”)
Performed by the Isley Brothers
Written by Mick Jagger & Keith Richards
Performed by the Soup Dragons
Written by Robby Krieger
Performed by the Doors
The Beatles (A.K.A. The White Album)
All songs written by John Lennon & Paul McCartney, except for George Harrison’s “While My Guitar Gently Weeps,” “Piggies,” “Long, Long, Long,” and “Savoy Truffle”, and Ringo Starr’s (credited as Richard Starkey) “Don’t Pass Me By”
Performed by the Beatles
Written by L. C. Cooke
Performed by Sam Cooke
Written by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley
Referenced by Lenny Lippowicz
Written and performed by Van Morrison
Written by Paul Simon
Lyrics modified by Serge Storms & Tim Dorsey; performed by Serge Storms
Written by Marvin Gaye, William “Mickey” Stevenson & Ivy Jo Hunter
Performed by Martha and the Vandellas
Written and performed by Eddie Money
“Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)”
Written by Sly Stone
Performed by Serge Storms
Written and performed by Jimmy Buffett
All songs written by Jimmy Buffett, except for “Woman Goin’ Crazy on Caroline Street”, co-written with Steve Goodman; “Something So Feminine About a Mandolin” and “Kick It in Second Wind”, both co-written with Jane Slagsvol; “Big Rig”, written by Greg “Fingers” Taylor; “Defying Gravity”, written by Jesse Winchester; and “This Hotel Room”, written by Steve Goodman.
Performed by Jimmy Buffett
Written by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
(Referenced in the Miami Nice article)
(in order of appearance)
American Museum of Natural History
Central Park West at 79th Street, New York City, NY.
Miami International Airport
2100 Northwest 42nd Avenue, Miami, FL.
MacArthur Causeway (State Road A1A)
Crosses the Main Channel of Biscayne Bay; connects Miami and Miami Beach, FL.
MacArthur Causeway Low Bridge (State Road A1A)
Crosses the Main Channel of Biscayne Bay; connects Watson Island and Miami, FL.
Everglades Hotel
244 Biscayne Boulevard (U.S. Highway 1), Miami, FL.
Freedom Tower
600 Biscayne Boulevard (U.S. Highway 1), Miami, FL.
Bayside Marketplace
401 Biscayne Boulevard (U.S. Highway 1), Miami, FL.
American Airlines Arena (currently Kaseya Center)
601 Biscayne Boulevard (U.S. Highway 1), Miami, FL.
Miami Herald Building
1 Herald Plaza, Miami, FL.
Dolphin Expressway Bridge (State Road 836)
Crosses the Miami River; connects Little Havana and Allapattah neighborhoods, Miami, FL.
Miami Orange Bowl (currently Marlins Baseball Stadium)
1501 Northwest Third Street, Miami, FL.
Miami International Airport’s General Aviation Center (“Miami Executive Airport”)
5700 Northwest 36th Street, Miami, FL.
Busch Gardens Tampa
10165 North Malcolm McKinley Drive, Tampa, FL.
Florida State Hospital (“Chattahoochee”)
100 North Main Street, Chattahoochee, FL.
Jackson Memorial Hospital
1611 Northwest 12th Avenue, Miami, FL.
Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom
1180 Seven Seas Drive, Lake Buena Vista, FL.
Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Cemetery / Jackie Gleason’s grave
11411 Northwest 25th Street, Doral, FL.
National Enquirer headquarters
600 East Coast Avenue, Lantana, FL.
Waffle House (likely the unnamed coffee shop)
5391 West Irlo Bronson Highway (U.S. Highway 192), Kissimmee, FL.
Eli’s Orange World
5395 West Irlo Bronson Highway (U.S. Highway 192), Kissimmee, FL.
Orlando International Airport
1 Jeff Fuqua Boulevard, Orlando, FL.
Church Street Station
127 West Church Street, Orlando, FL.
Miami General Medical Center
1871 Coral Way, Miami, FL.
Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport
320 Terminal Drive, Fort Lauderdale, FL.
Sir John Hotel & Knight Beat Club
276 Northwest Sixth Street, Overtown, Miami, FL.
Hotel Americana Hotel & Carioca Lounge / Sheraton Bal Harbour
9701 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Haulover Park (JFK’s helicopter landing spot in 1963)
10800 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Haulover Inlet Bridge (Collins Avenue / State Road A1A)
Crosses the Bakers Haulover Inlet; connects Haulover Beach and Bal Harbour, FL.
Miccosukee Service Plaza
47801 West State Road 84, Southwest Ranches, FL.
Miccosukee Indian Alligator Alley Reservation
Interstate 75 Exit 49, Conservation, FL.
Building 25 (CIA's Cole War-era JM/WAVE headquarters)
Intersection of Southwest 127th Avenue and Burr Road, Miami, FL.
Eden Roc Miami Beach Hotel & Café Pompeii nightclub
4525 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Roney Plaza Hotel, Bamboo Room & Murray Franklin’s
2301 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Saxony Hotel & Pagoda Lounge (currently Faena Hotel Miami Beach)
3201 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Nautilus Hotel & Driftwood Lounge
1825 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Burdines clothing store
401 Clematis Street, West Palm Beach, FL.
Del Frisco’s Prime Steak & Lobster (currently Christner’s Prime Steak & Lobster)
729 Lee Road, Orlando, FL.
Einstein Bros Bagels
1550 Alton Road, South Miami Beach, FL.
Hialeah Park Race Track
2200 East Fourth Avenue, Hialeah, FL.
Fontainebleau Hotel, Club Tropigala & Poodle Lounge
4441 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Fox’s Sherron Inn
6030 South Dixie Highway (U.S. Highway 1), South Miami, FL.
The Algiers & Aladdin Room
2555 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Jack “Murf the Surf” Roland Murphy & Bonnie Lou Sutera’s home
1360 Northeast 128th Street, North Miami, FL.
Allen Dale Kuhn’s Brickell Town House apartment
2451 Brickell Avenue, Miami, FL.
Trailways Bus Station
99 Northeast Fourth Street, Miami, FL.
Miami Vice’s Gold Coast Shipping (currently Latitude One International Business Center)
615 Southwest Second Avenue, Miami, FL. (original street address)
175 Southwest Seventh Street, Miami, FL (current address for Latitude One)
Tobacco Road Liquor Bar
626 South Miami Avenue, Miami, FL.
FBI Miami Field Office
16320 Northwest Second Avenue, Miami, FL.
Mansion de Al Capone
93 Palm Avenue, Palm Island, Miami Beach, FL.
University of Miami
1320 South Dixie Highway (U.S. Highway 1), Coral Gables, FL.
Bayfront Park & FPL Solar Auditorium (A.K.A. the bandshell)
301 Biscayne Boulevard (U.S. Highway 1), Miami, FL.
West Palm Beach Fronton
1415 West 45th Street, West Palm Beach, FL.
Cesta Inn
1205 West 45th Street, Mangonia Park, West Palm Beach, FL.
Julia Tuttle Causeway (Interstate 195)
Crosses Biscayne Bay; connects Miami and Miami Beach, FL.
Walgreen’s
7340 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Mac’s Club Deuce Bar
222 14th Street, Miami Beach, FL.
Greater Miami Chamber of Commerce
1601 Biscayne Boulevard (U.S. Highway 1), Miami, FL.
Krome Service Processing Center
18201 Southwest 12th Street, Miami, FL.
30 Rockefeller Plaza / NBC Studios / Rainbow Room
30 Rockefeller Center, New York City, NY.
Office of the Mayor & Commission / Miami Beach City Hall
1700 Convention Center Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
General Electric Building
570 Lexington Avenue, New York City, NY.
Deauville Beach Resort & Napoleon Ballroom
6701 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
CBS Studio 50 (currently the Ed Sullivan Theater)
1697 Broadway, Manhattan, NY.
Peppermint Lounge (The Crab House; A.K.A. the “Crab Shack”)
1551 79th Street (John F. Kennedy) Causeway, Miami, FL.
79th Street (John F. Kennedy) Causeway (State Road 934)
Crosses Biscayne Bay; connects Miami and Miami Beach, FL.
The Motel Castaways
16375 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Rickenbacker Causeway (State Road 913)
Crosses Biscayne Bay; connects Miami, Virginia Key and Key Biscayne, FL.
William M. Powell Bridge (Rickenbacker Causeway / State Road 913)
Crosses Biscayne Bay; connects Miami, Virginia Key and Key Biscayne, FL.
Miami Seaquarium
4400 Rickenbacker Causeway (State Road 913), Key Biscayne, FL.
Miami-Dade Public Library - Hispanic Branch
1398 Southwest First Street #100, Miami, FL.
Cape Florida Lighthouse
1200 Crandon Boulevard, Key Biscayne, FL.
Crandon Park
6747 Crandon Boulevard, Key Biscayne, FL.
Flagler obelisk
Flagler Memorial Island, Biscayne Bay, Miami Beach, FL.
Miami City Hall / Miami Mayor’s office
3500 Pan American Drive, Miami, FL.
500 Brickell Towers East & West (“Aquatronics [sic] condo”)
500 Brickell Avenue (U.S. Highway 1), Miami, FL.
JW Marriott Marquis Miami
255 Biscayne Boulevard Way, Miami, FL.
Bank of America
1 Southeast Third Avenue, Miami, FL.
Miami Beach Fifth Street Gymnasium (previous location)
237 1/2 Fifth Street, Miami Beach, FL.
Jake LaMotta’s Package Store & Lounge
2300 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Zoo Miami
12400 Southwest 152 Street, Miami, FL.
Miami Beach Convention Center
1901 Convention Center Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
South Beach Boxing
715 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Franklin Hotel
860 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Southwest Second Avenue Bridge
Crosses the Miami River; connects Brickell financial district and Downtown Miami, FL.
Lyric Theater
819 Northwest Second Avenue, Overtown, Miami, FL.
Famous Chef
812 Northwest Second Avenue, Overtown, Miami, FL.
Alexander Apartments Hotel
776 Northwest Second Avenue, Overtown, Miami, FL.
Lincoln Road Mall (pedestrian mall)
Lincoln Road, between Alton Road & Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Fort Dallas Park
404 Northwest Third Street, Miami, FL.
Pier 5 Fish Market
401 Biscayne Boulevard (U.S. Highway 1), Miami, FL.
Shelbourne Wyndham Grand South Beach Hotel
1801 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Bon Aire on the Sea Motel
18145 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Sunny Isles, Miami, FL.
The Dunes Motel (currently Jade Beach Condos)
17001 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Sunny Isles Beach, FL.
The Tides Hotel
1220 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
The Sands Hotel (currently Loews Miami Beach Hotel)
1601 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Miami Beach Regional Library
227 22nd Street, Miami Beach, FL.
Miami Beach Auditorium (Jackie Gleason Theater)
1700 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Office of Cuba Broadcasting (Radio Martí broadcast studio)
4201 NW 77th Avenue, Miami, FL.
Monson Motor Lodge & Restaurant (currently Hilton St. Augustine Bayfront Hotel)
32 Avenida Menendez (State Road A1A), St. Augustine, FL.
Pumpernik’s Restaurant & Deli
6700 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Martha Raye’s Five O’ Clock Club (Five O’ Clock Bar)
2002 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Hotel Nacional de Cuba
Calle 21 y O, Vedado, Plaza, La Habana, 10400, Cuba
Chief Renfroe’s CIA station (see page 246 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
(possibly) 299 Alhambra Circle, Coral Gables, FL.
Trump National Doral Miami
4400 Northwest 87th Avenue, Miami, FL.
Gibtown Showmen’s Club Auditorium (see pg 260 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
6915 Riverview Drive, Riverview, FL.
Save the Chimps sanctuary (see pg 260 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
16891 Carole Noon Lane, Fort Pierce, FL.
Main Library (A.K.A. “First Avenue Library”)
101 West Flagler Street, Miami, FL.
Lum’s restaurant (previously Twenty-Three Club)
2302 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Avis Car Rental (likely the unnamed car rental business)
2318 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Venetian Pool
2701 de Soto Boulevard, Coral Gables, FL.
Monument of the Martyrs (Brigade 2506 Memorial)
801 - 825 Southwest 13th Avenue, East Little Havana, Miami, FL.
Colony Hotel
736 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Irene Marie Models / Johnny Rockets (the Scarface room)
728 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Old Sunshine Skyway Bridge (currently Skyway Fishing Pier State Park)
Parallels the new Sunshine Skyway Bridge (Interstate 275); crosses Tampa Bay.
Bahia Honda Rail Bridge (Overseas Highway/U.S. Highway 1)
Crosses Bahia Honda Channel; connects Bahia Honda Key and Spanish Harbor Key, FL.
Sloppy Joe’s Bar
201 Duval Street, Key West, FL.
Dodge Island Bridge (Port Boulevard)
Crosses Biscayne Bay; connects Dodge Island and Miami, FL.
Jimbo’s Place (see page 305 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
4201 Rickenbacker Causeway (State Road 913), Virginia Key, Miami, FL.
3801 Arthur Lamb Jr. Road, Virginia Key, Miami, FL.
Central District Wastewater Treatment Plant
3989 Rickenbacker Causeway (State Road 913), Virginia Key, Miami, FL.
Bill Sadowski Critical Wildlife Area
Northwest shore of Virginia Key, Miami, FL.
Southernmost Point Buoy
Corner of South Street & Whitehead Street, Key West, FL.
Naval Air Station Key West – Truman Annex
Dekalb Avenue, Key West, FL.
Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park
1200 Crandon Boulevard, Key Biscayne, FL.
The Wolfsonian-Florida International University Museum
1001 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Lowe Art Museum
1301 Stanford Drive, Coral Gables, FL.
Bass Museum of Art
2100 Collins Avenue (State Road A1A), Miami Beach, FL.
Gusman Center for Performing Arts
174 East Flagler Street, Miami, FL.
Coconut Grove Playhouse
3500 Main Highway, Miami, FL.
(in order of appearance)
Unnamed strip club
Quonset hut, west Miami, FL.
Strauss & Levy Accounting
Downtown Orlando, FL.
Unnamed strip mall, including a yogurt parlor
Winter Park, FL.
Lippowicz home
Near Interstate 95, possibly on Northwest 21st Street, Pompano Beach FL.
No Name Gang’s betting parlor / Plus 24 nightclub
Collins Avenue and 15th Street, Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed Cuban storefront
Collins Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed ultra-chic sidewalk café
Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Mr. Jamison’s house
Unknown location
Unnamed Cuban lunch counter
14th Street and Collins Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Sergio’s boyhood home
Bungalow-style house in Coconut Grove, Miami, FL.
Sergio’s 1940s-era apartment
Surfside area, Miami, FL.
West Palm Memorial Hospital (where Serge was born)
West Palm Beach, FL.
Unnamed Cuban sundries store
Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed hardware store
Near 14th Street, Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed motorcycle rental shop
Near 14th Street, Miami Beach, FL.
Serge’s shotgun shack-style home (built in 1918)
Ybor City, Tampa, FL.
Modest frame house
Homestead, FL.
Roy’s 1960s-era pawnshop
1400 block of Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Mick Dafoe’s office
New York City, NY.
Roy’s barbershop
Basement of the Deauville Hotel, Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed super market
Miami, FL.
Unnamed drug store
Little River area, Miami, FL.
Miami-Dade Mental Health facility
Miami, FL.
Pawn Nation
Miami Beach, FL.
World-Class Showgirls
715 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Libertad Meadows retirement community
Little Havana, Miami, FL.
Unnamed liquor store #1
On or near Collins Avenue / 15th Street intersection, Miami Beach, FL.
Sergio’s 1964-era apartment
1400 block of Collins Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Cuban exile meeting house
Lavender concrete ranch house off Southwest Eighth Street, Little Havana, Miami, FL.
Unnamed sandwich shop
Kendall, FL.
SoBe Showgirls
2002 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed liquor store #2
South of the Miami River (possibly East Little Havana), Miami, FL.
Unnamed short-term lender business
Miami, FL.
Lou’s current apartment (see page 253 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
South of the Miami River (possibly East Little Havana), Miami, FL.
Mort’s Jewish retirement home
Miami, FL.
Ex-CIA agent’s retirement community
Fort Myers, FL.
CIA safe house, circa 1964
Orange apartment building off LeJeune Road, Coral Gables, FL.
Drive-thru pet grooming business
Biscayne Boulevard, Miami, FL.
City of Miami Police Department satellite station
Biscayne Boulevard, north of Northeast Fifth Street, Miami, FL.
Home Depot
Unknown location
Palermo’s warehouse
Port of Miami, Dodge Island, Miami, FL.
Auto Parts Nation
Near the Port of Miami, Miami, FL.
Cuban Major’s apartment
Havana, Cuba
Partially sandblasted building
Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed storefront
Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed gas station
Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed Thai restaurant
Miami Beach, FL.
Sergio’s current apartment
1300 block Collins Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Construction site
Collins Avenue, Miami, FL.
Unnamed convenience store
Miami, FL.
(in chronological order)
• Do some research at the Miami-Dade Public Library - Hispanic Branch
• Share your research with the customers at the Crab House
• Fail to predict your own future while camping near Interstate 275 in Tampa
• Enjoy the Emmy award-winning talents of Werner Klemperer at Florida State Hospital
• Take a whirlwind tour of Disney World’s Magic Kingdom, including:
- Spend some time with your friend at the It’s a Small World ride
- Rage against the machine at the Carousel of Progress ride
- Run past the Country Bear Jamboree attraction
- Dash by the Swiss Family Treehouse
- Sprint past the Pirates of the Caribbean ride
- Race over to the Tomorrowland stage
- Reverse course and run by the Jungle Cruise
- Cut through Cinderella’s Castle
- Hurry past the entrance to the Haunted Mansion
- Pick up the pace as you pass by the Hall of Presidents exhibit
• Head down to Miami on Interstate 95
• Pay your respects at Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Cemetery
• Return to your friend’s home in Pompano Beach
• Drive south on Interstate 95
• Pass by Fort Lauderdale International Airport
• Park outside the Miccosukee Service Plaza
• Feed a Florida panther inside the Miccosukee Indian Alligator Alley Reservation
• Return to your friend’s house to get your mail
• Have a ball (get it?) at the Eden Roc
• Drive south along Collins Avenue
• Buy a lottery ticket at a (fictional) Cuban sundries shop
• Walk down an alley to Ocean Drive
• Teach a lesson about greed at a (fictional) ultra-chic Ocean Drive sidewalk café
• Build your new business’ website at your friend’s house
• Pick up your first customers in an alley off Washington Avenue
• Return to the alley to drop off your customers
• Go back to your friend’s house to work the bugs out of your business model
• Give an interview at Fox’s Sherron Inn
• Pick up some new customers at a (fictional) strip club in west Miami
• Drive your customers around the desolate industrial area near the Miami River
• Turn west on Seventh Street and drive past the Gold Coast Shipping building
• Drive another block and turn right on South Miami Avenue
• Take your new customers to Tobacco Road Liquor Bar
• Show your customers Miami Beach (assumed)
• Drive west across the MacArthur Causeway back into Miami
• Drive north on Biscayne Boulevard, passing by:
- The Everglades Hotel
- Freedom Tower
- Bayside Marketplace
- American Airlines Arena
- The Miami Herald Building
• Take the Dolphin Expressway west, passing by the Miami Orange Bowl
• Unwittingly promote your new business at the Miami International Airport
• Take the Julia Tuttle Causeway to Miami Beach
• Drive south down Collins Avenue
• Take a right on 14th Street
• Make a quick left (wrong way!) into the Collins Court alley
• Sprint over to a (fictional) Cuban sundries store for some supplies
• Run back to the alley
• Steal a motorcycle from a (fictional) rental shop
• Go shopping at a (fictional) hardware store
• Drive the motorcycle back to the alley
• Escort your friend and customers north along Collins Avenue
• Check into the Sheraton Bal Harbour
• Drive south down Washington Avenue
• Shop for pantyhose at Walgreen’s
• Have labels made for your energy drink labels at a local (fictional) print shop
• Show off your kidnapping skills at Miami International Airport
• Shop for liquor, food, etc. at various places in the Little River area of Miami
• Head back to Miami Beach via 79th Street (John F. Kennedy) Causeway
• Pass by the Crab House
• Check into ‘the Beatles’ room at the Deauville
• While reuniting with an old friend, gaze out your hotel room’s window at:
- Miami Orange Bowl
- JW Marriott Marquis Miami
- Bank of America building
• Drive past the previous site of the Fifth Street Boxing Gym
• Visit with an old friend at South Beach Boxing
• Drive past the Hotel Franklin
• Take the MacArthur Causeway back to Miami
• Drive past the old location of Alexander Apartments in Overtown
• Have a brief reunion with an old friend inside the Lyric Theater
• Reunite with another old friend in his home above the (fictional) Plus 24 club
• Test out your new energy drink the middle of South Beach's club row
• Watch the sun come up outside the Jackie Gleason Theater
• Take the Dolphin Expressway over to the Little Havana area of Miami
• Pop into the (fictional) Libertad Meadows retirement home
• Spread discord at Cuban liberation meeting off Calle Ocho
• Visit with another old friend at Martha Raye’s Five O’ Clock Club
• Buy a copy of the Wall Street Journal outside a (fictional) apartment building
• Pass by Eden Roc while driving south down Collins Avenue
• Search for the old location of Jake LaMotta’s Club along Collins Avenue
• Mistakenly attack Lum’s with your fists while searching for Jake LaMotta’s Club
• Have an outdoor lunch at the Monument of the Martyrs
• Tend to some unfinished business at the corner of Southwest 22nd Avenue
• Park on Ocean Court, behind The Colony Hotel and Johnny Rockets
• Visit Irene Marie Models and present a unique way to achieve the ‘windblown look’
• Return to Miami and drive along Biscayne Boulevard
• Drive past American Airlines Arena
• Reverse direction at a (fictional) pet-grooming drive-thru
• Set up surveillance outside a (fictional) satellite police station on Biscayne Boulevard
• Cross the Dodge Island Bridge into Port of Miami
• Recover your remaining customers at the far end of the Port of Miami
• Give your ride some faux street cred at the (fictional) Auto Parts Nation
• Have some pizza and watch Goldfinger at the Fontainebleau Hotel
• Cross over the Rickenbacker Causeway onto Virginia Key
• Pass by the Central District Wastewater Treatment Plant
• Witness history in the making at Jimbo’s Place
• Park and prepare to say goodbye on the north end of Washington Avenue
• Return to the Collins Court alley
• Have a family reunion in a (fictional) apartment
• Hastily drop some friends off at a (fictional) convenience store
• Bid a friend farewell at Miami International Airport
• Drive past a (fictional) construction site on Collins Avenue
• Pick up the Today show’s new customers at Bayfront Center
(in order of appearance)
Serge spots Katie Couric at the Rainbow Room. (26: 173)
Serge visits the Crab House to share with the customers that the establishment was once the famous Peppermint Lounge. However, he is asked to leave by the management. (28: 184)
Serge’s Radio Martí talk-show is cancelled due to his profane, anti-Castro rants. (35: 236-237)
Serge sneaks into the Tropigala Lounge after closing time to take pictures. He is discovered by the Fontainebleau’s security and escorted off the property. (41: 294)
PROLOGUE
(pg 0) Cadillac Beach was published on Tuesday, February 3, 2004.
(pg 5) The span of the Dolphin Expressway which crosses the “Miami River” is not a
“drawbridge”.
(pg 6) The “executive airport on the west side of Miami International” most likely
describes Miami International’s General Aviation Center. However, it is located on
the north side of the airport. The West Cargo Base is located on the western end
of the airport.
CHAPTER 1
(pg 13) Serge is camping out in a “swamp nestled in the quarter-loop of a freeway
interchange in the part of Tampa where I-275 dumps Busch Gardens’ visitors
off for thrifty motels and breakfast buffets”. This seems to describe the
Interstate 275 Exit 50 at Busch Boulevard.
(pg 14) Serge has escaped from Chattahoochee “a few times”. One of these occurrences
was chronicled in Hammerhead Ranch Motel.
(pg 22) Serge mentions the “72’ Olympic basketball final”. He is referring to the
controversy surrounding the resetting of the game clock and adding three
seconds to the end of the game. As a result of the additional three seconds,
the Soviets managed to win the game 51 – 50 and were awarded the gold
medal. In protest, the members of Team USA refused their silver medals, which
are stored in vault in a Lausanne, Switzerland to this day.
CHAPTER 2
(pg 25) The “bloody shoot-out off Old Dixie Highway” Serge is referring to occurred on
Friday, April 11, 1986 when the FBI cornered bank robbers Michael Lee Platt and
William Russell Matix at 12201 Southwest 82nd Avenue, Pinecrest, FL., one block
east of South Dixie Highway (U.S. Highway 1).
CHAPTER 3
(pg 29) Serge and Lenny are currently “living together in South Florida”. This is a
reference to Mrs. Lippowicz’s home in Pompano Beach.
(pg 29) Realizing he and Lenny have stumbled into Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress,
Serge states, “I loved this ride when I was a kid.” The exhibit originally debuted
at the 1964 New York World’s Fair as the center piece for the General Electric
pavilion. It was moved to Disneyland in 1967, but was later relocated to Walt
Disney World. It opened to the public on Wednesday, January 15, 1975, when
Serge was twelve years old.
(pg 30) Serge describes Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress rotating theater as a “big
round stage cut into five pizza slices twenty years apart”. There are only four
sections – or acts – in the theater.
CHAPTER 4
(pg 33) Serge is driving a “rusted-out yellow `67 Mercury Cougar”. If the “yellow” is the
Cougar’s original, factory paint job, it is Jamaican yellow.
CHAPTER 5
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CHAPTER 6
(pg 49) Lenny and his mother live in a “modest blue ranch house” which sits “in the
shadow of the I-95 interchange near Pompano Beach”. In The Stingray Shuffle
(25: 189), the house is described as a “single-story concrete ranch house next to
the interstate ramp. White, baby-blue trim”.
(pg 49) Lenny is “forty-eight” years old. In The Stingray Shuffle (25: 189) he is said to be
“forty-two” years old in December 1997. Therefore, Lenny was born around late
1955 or early 1956. This means he is about seven years older than Serge.
(pg 50) Serge has been caring for Mr. Vonnegut for the “last five months”.
(pg 59) President John F. Kennedy visited Miami on Monday, November 18, 1963.
(pg 59) Robert Franklin Stroud (A.K.A. Birdman of Alcatraz) died on Thursday,
November 21, 1963.
CHAPTER 7
(pg 66) Lenny says the Mystery Date board game in his room is his “sister’s”. Therefore,
Lenny has a sister; however, It’s not established if she is an older or younger
sibling.
CHAPTER 8
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CHAPTER 9
(pg 74) The I Love Lucy episode Deep Sea Fishing (Season 6, episode 7) first aired on
Sunday, November 11, 1956. In the episode, Lucy and Ricky’s room at the Eden
Roc is clearly shown to be Room #919. Ethel and Fred are shown to be staying
in Room #921.
CHAPTER 10
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CHAPTER 11
(pg 82) The Life and Times of Miami Beach was written by Ann Armbruster and released
on Tuesday, October 31, 1995.
CHAPTER 12
(pg 87) Murray Franklin’s club is the location where Frank Sinatra discovered Don Rickles.
(pg 87) The Surfaris’ “Wipe Out” reached #2 in the Billboard Charts in autumn 1963.
(pg 87) The version of “If I Had a Hammer” heard in the bar was most likely the Trini
Lopez version. His version became a hit and reached #3 in the United States in
1963. It is possible it could have been the version sung by The Seekers, who also
recorded the song in 1963. However, The Seekers’ version was never recognized
as a hit in the charts.
(pg 87) The Crystal’s “Da Doo Ron Ron” reached #3 on the Billboard Charts on Saturday,
May 11, 1963.
(pg 88) According to Sergio, Pablo and Gloria are “going through tough financial times,”
and Gloria “had to take a sales job at Burdines on the weekends”.
(pg 89) Sergio has been on his medication for the last “twenty years”.
CHAPTER 13
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CHAPTER 14
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CHAPTER 15
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CHAPTER 16
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CHAPTER 17
(pg 114) The waiter at Fox’s brings Serge and the reporter “sodas”. This is one of the rare
times Serge is seen drinking something other than coffee or bottled water.
(pg 115) Greek Tommy mentions he “got one of the new half dollars”. The Kennedy
half- dollar was first released in April 1964. However, this scene must occur
before Sergio meets Lou, which is before Monday, February 17, 1964. Therefore,
Greek Tommy must have acquired the not-yet-released coin through one of his
underworld connections.
(pg 116) The Miami “Dolphins” first season was in 1966. The team’s name was picked
through a contest held in 1965. Out of the 19,843 entries, which comprised over
a thousand different name suggestions, the name Dolphins won out with a
majority of 622 entrants suggesting it.
CHAPTER 18
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CHAPTER 19
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CHAPTER 20
(pg 129) Sergio’s parents (Serge’s great-grandparents) are María and José Gonzales.
(pg 129) María and José’s parents (Serge’s great-great grandparents) “arrived from Cuba
on an illegal steamer in the confusion of the Spanish-American War”.
(pg 129) The “Flaglers, Fishers, Tuttles, and Brickells were living people” are references
to Henry Morrison Flagler, Carl G. Fisher, Julia Tuttle, and William Brickell.
(pg 133) “Jai alai” means ‘merry festival’ in Basque Spanish.
(pg 133) The “West Palm Beach Fronton” caught fire and was destroyed in the early
hours of Tuesday, December 26, 1978.
CHAPTER 21
(pg 139) Serge has a “a giant chrome .45 automatic”. This is a typographical error; the
handgun is a semi-automatic.
(pg 140) To reach the alley where he dumps Tony and Keith, Serge begins by driving
down “Collins”. He makes a “right on Fourteenth Street, then a quick left” into
an alley. This means the alley is Collins Court, which is behind the Club Deuce.
CHAPTER 22
(pg 145) Serge’s “burned-down shotgun shack in Tampa” is a reference to Triggerfish
Twist.
(pg 146) Serge is a suspect in “four homicides” and wanted for questioning in “nine
more”. At this point, Serge is known to have killed twenty-two people.
CHAPTER 23
(pg 153) City and Country tell Serge, “How dare you ditch us on the side of the road like
that!” This is assumed to be a reference to The Stingray Shuffle, when he and
Lenny abandoned them at Bok Tower and Gardens.
CHAPTER 24
(pg 162) “Desi Arnaz was discovered” by bandleader Xavier Cugat while he was the
guitarist for the Siboney Septet at the Roney Plaza Hotel.
(pg 163) Louisiana’s name is misspelled as “Lousiana”.
(pg 163) Since Lou’s last name is “Rhodes”. It is possible she is somehow related to
Sharon and Rachael Rhodes.
(pg 163) Lou’s fiancée, Big Al is gunned down at the intersection of Washington Avenue
and “Fifteenth Street”.
(pg 165) The fact Lou, after leaving Roy, makes a “left at Fourteenth” to reach the Club
Deuce, indicates Roy’s pawnshop is located somewhere in the 1400 block of
Washington Avenue.
(pg 165) Since the Beatles’ “Twist and Shout” was not released until Monday, March 2,
1964, it is not the version Lou plays on the Club Deuce’s jukebox. Instead, it
is the Isley Brothers’ version of the song, which was a successful chart-topper
during that time.
CHAPTER 25
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CHAPTER 26
(pg 173) Serge’s letter to Katie Couric mentions he once saw her in the “Rainbow Room
atop the GE Building”. He mentioned this encounter to the Books, Booze and
Broads in The Stingray Shuffle (32: 252).
(pg 173) The “Rainbow Room” is located on the 65th floor of the 30 Rockefeller Plaza,
not in the “GE Building”.
(pg 175) The “Soup Dragons CD” played in the limo is most likely Lovegod, which was
released on Thursday, July 12, 1990.
CHAPTER 27
(pg 179) The trial of “Jack Ruby” began on Monday, February 17, 1964.
(pg 179) The first “Mustang” (the 1964 Mustang ½) was introduced to the public during
the 1964 New York World’s Fair on Friday, April 17, 1964. Sergio can get ahold
of one “two months” early because he knows “a guy at the dock”.
(pg 180) The Beatles performed on the Ed Sullivan Show “last night”. They performed
on the show on Sunday, February 16, 1964. The show was broadcast live from
the Napoleon Ballroom at the Deauville Hotel in Miami Beach.
(pg 180) The photo of the “chimpanzee wearing a wig” is a reference to J. Fred Muggs,
Dave Garroway’s mascot on the Today show.
CHAPTER 28
(pg 184) The “Crab Shack” at the location of the old Peppermint Lounge is misnamed.
It should be The Crab House.
(pg 185) While driving to the Deauville, Lenny “reached Sixty-ninth Street and angled
up the drive” to the hotel. This is a typographical error; the hotel is at the
intersection of Collins Avenue and Sixty-seventh Street.
(pg 185) The Beatles stayed in three hotel rooms at the Deauville. Bunking together,
“Paul and Ringo’s” room was 1219, while John and Cynthia Lennon shared
Room 1211. George’s hopes of having a room all to himself were dashed when
radio DJ Murray the K followed the band from New York City down to Miami
and shared room 1218 with him.
(pg 186) Dafoe and Lenny are watching the “Florida State game and the Notre Dame
game”. Unfortunately, neither football team played on Friday, January 2, 2004.
This is true of both schools’ basketball teams as well.
(pg 186) Dafoe bets “a dime on USC”. Since USC played the Rose Bowl on Thursday,
January 1, 2004, which is the day before Dafoe places the bet, it is assumed
he is referring to the upcoming USC / St. Andrews basketball game on Saturday,
January 3, 2004.
CHAPTER 29
(pg 188) Agent Miller mentions Mahoney “tracked Serge to Tampa in `97”. This is a
reference to Triggerfish Twist.
(pg 188) Miller claims Mahoney picked up Serge’s trail “again when Serge infiltrated the
governor’s campaign in ‘02”. This is one of the few references in the Serge
Storms series to Orange Crush. The other known reference to that novel is
when Justin Weeks reports on Serge’s criminal file in Hurricane Punch (15: 123).
(pg 189) Mahoney claims Serge “ran with a wrong-number dizzy for the juju”. Since this
refers to a person who enjoys smoking marijuana, Mahoney could be talking
about either Coleman or Lenny.
(pg 189) Mahoney states the last time he heard from Serge, he was “mixing with some
trouble boys on the flimflam, putting the screws to a Peterman after the box
job”. Roughly translated, Mahoney is saying Serge was mixed up with some
gangsters (trouble boys) in some sort of swindle (flimflam) and they were
putting pressure (screws) on a safe cracker (Peterman) after a safe heist
(box job). Keeping in mind Mahoney might not be the most reliable narrator
at the moment, this could possibly a reference to an undocumented account
of one of Serge’s adventures.
(pg 190-191) The “Aquatronics [sic] condo on Brickell with the cutout” Serge mentions
while having sex with Country is the 500 Brickell East & West Towers, which
was designed by the Arquitectonica architecture corporation.
(pg 192) Robert Goulet “forgot the words to the national anthem” during the second
Ali vs. Liston fight, on Tuesday, May 25, 1965. He sang ‘dawn’s early ‘night.’
(pg 195) The current “Mayor of Miami Beach” Serge writes to is David Dermer (D).
CHAPTER 30
(pg 197) The Beatles visited Cassius “Clay’s training camp” on Tuesday, February 18, 1964.
(pg 199) “Mickey Rourke” fought “Francisco Harris” on Saturday, April 25, 1992 in Miami.
The fight ended in a draw decision.
CHAPTER 31
(pg 202) The No Name Gang’s betting parlor is said to be “on Collins”. It is later described
as being “up on Fifteenth” (32: 213). This indicates the betting parlor is at the
intersection of Collins Avenue and 15th Street. However, it is later implied as
being on “Washington Avenue” (33: 215) and stated as being “just shy of the
(Lincoln Road) pedestrian mall” (33: 216).
(pg 203) The typo stating Lou “has handy with a sap” is corrected to “was handy with a
sap” in the Audio CD version of Cadillac Beach.
(pg 204) Queen Elizabeth II gave birth to “Prince Edward” on Tuesday, March 10, 1964.
(pg 208) Singer Sam Cooke could hardly be considered some “new guy” in February
1964. The singer had been well-known since the late 1950s.
CHAPTER 32
(pg 211) Comedian “Louie Anderson” hosted the “Family Feud” from 1999 to 2002.
(pg 211) Cassius Clay moved to Miami on Monday, December 19, 1960. His trainer, Angelo
Dundee, got him a room at the Mary Elizabeth Motel, which was located on the
corner of Northwest Second Avenue and Northwest Seventh Street in Overtown.
Shortly thereafter, Dundee arranged for Clay to live at the Sir John Motel.
In 1963, Clay moved to a three-bedroom home at 4610 Northwest 15th Court,
Miami. It was from this front yard, on Thursday, February 17, 1966, Clay – now
Muhammad Ali – uttered the famous quote, “I ain’t got no quarrel with them
Viet Cong.”. Later, in 1966, Ali moved to Chicago. It is unclear whether he ever
lived at the “Alexander Apartments”.
(pg 213) The No Name Gang’s old betting parlor is located “up on Fifteenth”.
CHAPTER 33
(pg 216) The betting parlor-turned-nightclub is “just shy of the (Lincoln Road)
pedestrian mall”.
CHAPTER 34
(pg 224) Sergio’s 1964 apartment is located on the “1400 block of Collins Ave”.
(pg 227) The episode of the Jackie Gleason Show (A.K.A. American Scene Magazine)
mentioned was episode 5 of Season 3, and aired on Saturday, October 24, 1964.
(pg 228) After watching the filming of the Jackie Gleason Show, it is possible Sergio
takes little Serge to the Gator Hook on the Loop Road. Their visit to the
infamous Everglades roadhouse is chronicled in Electric Barracuda (20: 184-186).
CHAPTER 35
(pg 231) The two-hour Miami Vice series finale “Freefall” aired on Sunday, May 21, 1989.
However, three more episodes were produced, and aired on the USA Network.
(A fourth episode, Too Much, Too Late, was also produced, but, because of its
graphic content, was not aired.) Coincidentally, the last of these three USA
Network episodes was Leap of Faith, a title which could also fit into the ‘six
degrees of separation’ theme of Serge’s trivia.
(pg 231) The series premier of CSI: Miami, titled Golden Parachute, aired on Monday,
September 23, 2002.
(pg 232) Serge tells Lenny, “Let’s rock”, as they leave the Jackie Gleason Theater.
(pg 235) Chi-Chi claims, of all the members of the No Name Gang, Mort was the
“closest” to Sergio.
(pg 236) Serge auditioned for Radio Martí a “few years back”.
CHAPTER 36
(pg 240) After they attempted to enter the Monson Motor Lodge’s ‘whites-only’
restaurant, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and Ralph Abernathy were arrested
in St. Augustine on Thursday, June 11, 1964.
(pg 240) U.S. Surgeon General Luther Terry issued his “Smoking and Health” report
on Saturday, January 11, 1964.
(pg 240) John Lennon’s infamous comment of how The Beatles were “more popular
than Jesus now” occurred during an interview conducted by journalist
Maureen Cleave on Friday, March 4, 1966. In August of that year, the U.S. teen
magazine, Datebook, published his comments. This led to the a wave of
anti-Beatle-mania. Therefore, “The Beatles were bigger than Jesus” should be
construed as an overall assessment of the group’s popularity in the later-half
of 1964. It is not meant to be a reference to Lennon’s similar comment made
in 1966.
(pg 240) On Sunday, June 16, 1963, Soviet textile worker Valentina Tereshkova
(Code Name: Seagull) became the first woman in space. Her spacecraft was
Vostok VI.
(pg 241) President Johnson’s, Daisy Girl, political commercial only aired once. It was
shown during the Monday, September 7, 1964 broadcast of the NBC Monday
Movie (David and Bathsheba). Therefore, Sergio and the gang would not have
been able to see it on TV in Jack La Motta’s Club on Friday, October 30, 1964.
(pg 241) The “Gulf of Tonkin” incident occurred on Sunday, August 2, 1964.
(pg 241) Flipper’s New Adventure premiered on NBC on Saturday, September 19, 1964.
Given the date of this scene, the episode Sergio is referring to is Dolphin For
Sale (Season 1, episode 5), which aired on Saturday, October 24, 1964.
(pg 241) Flipper’s New Adventure starred actor Brain Keith as Porter Ricks. In the 1963
movie Flipper, Porter Ricks was played by The Rifleman star “Chuck Connors”.
(pg 241) Considering the TV series “Branded” did not premier until Sunday, January 24,
1965, it is doubtful Coltrane could be referencing the show back in October 1964.
Perhaps Coltrane saw some promotional footage of the show.
(pg 242) Lenny Bruce was arrested for obscenity, resulting from his performance at the
Café Au Go-Go in Greenwich Village, on Tuesday, April 7, 1964. The ensuing trial
resulted in a guilty verdict on Wednesday, November 4, 1964.
(pg 242) Pumpernik’s Restaurant & Deli was the location for Larry King’s mid-morning
radio show on AM 610 - WIOD.
CHAPTER 37
(pg 246) Prior to operating out of Building 25 on the University of Miami’s south campus,
the CIA’s local station was at 299 Alhambra Circle in Coral Gables. In late 1961,
with post-Bay of Pigs tensions rising between the United States and Cuba and
CIA involvement to oust Castro escalating, the Coral Gables station was moved
to the larger and more remote Building 25.
CHAPTER 38
(pg 253) To get to Lou’s apartment, Serge and Chi-Chi travel through a “desolate stretch”
of Miami “south of the river”. It is implied that, on their way, they pass near an
“empty Metrorail car” traveling “along its elevated track”. The only place the
Metrorail crosses the river is in the Brickell district – which can hardly be
considered “desolate”. Most likely, Serge and Chi-Chi cross the river into Brickell,
and then travel west into the East Little Havana area. (Note: Because the
directions are so vague, there’s no way to say for certain where Lou’s apartment
is located. But but the Barcelona Apartments at 1260 Southwest Sixth Street is
a good stand-in.)
(pg 256) The “HIV-positive Muppet” Serge mentions in his letter to the Wall Street
Journal is ‘Kami’, who was introduced in 2002 on the South African version of
Sesame Street.
(pg 260) Serge states it has been “thirty-two years” since the Miami Dolphins undefeated
1972 season.
(pg 260) The “circus midgets in aluminum Airstream encampment south of Tampa”
Serge mentions was the cluster of retirement cottages behind the Gibtown
Showmen’s Club auditorium. The International Independent Showmen’s
Association, Inc. (IISA) offered these cottages to any of its members, free of
charge. In the 1940’s, Gibsonton, FL. became a sanctuary for circus sideshow
performers desiring a place where they would not attract unwanted attention
and derision from the public. The population grew so much that the local post
office even erected a specially-designed low counter to accommodate the
midget performers.
(pg 260) Serge mentions a “home for elderly space chimps up at the Cape”. He is
referring to the Save the Chimps sanctuary, where over three hundred
chimpanzees live. The sanctuary was founded by Carole Noon in 1997 in
response to the news that the United States Air Force was putting their
chimps – a population of 140 living at Holloman Air Force Base – up for auction.
Ms. Noon successfully acquired 21 of the chimpanzees in 1999. However, the
remaining 119 were sold to a biomedical research company, the Coulston
Foundation. Due to multiple violations of the Animal Welfare Act, the Coulston
Foundation ended up filing for bankruptcy in 2002. Save the Chimps swooped
in and acquired Coulston’s 226 chimp population, including the 121 chimps
they failed to get in 1999. Unfortunately for Serge, he is a bit off on his
geography, as the sanctuary is in Fort Pierce, not “the Cape”.
(pg 264) Serge is slightly off while searching for the location of “Jake LaMotta’s Lounge”.
The “Lum’s Hot Dogs” he attacks is at 2302 Collins Avenue – the old location of
the Twenty-Three Club. LaMotta’s nightclub was located next door, at 2300
Collins Avenue.
CHAPTER 39
(pg 267) Chi-Chi is “forty-five” years old when he visits the CIA safe house in “1964”.
(pg 270) The I Love Lucy episode the Mafia members are watching is likely a rerun of
Season 2, episode 4, Job Switching. The episode originally aired on Monday,
September 15, 1952. Side note: The conveyor belt Lucy and Ethel are manning
in the episode contained chocolate candies, not “cream pies”.
(pg 281) Lenny mentions he “used to run a forklift at Home Depot”.
CHAPTER 40
(pg 290) Moondog is wrong when he states they “started filming Goldfinger today”.
Principal photography for Goldfinger (including the “Welcome to Miami
Beach” airplane banner scene) began in Miami Beach on Monday, January 20,
1964, and concluded in the Miami area five days later. Goldfinger was released
on Thursday, September 17, 1964. Perhaps the plane Moondog sees in the sky
is a promotional stunt advertising the (relatively) new film.
(pg 291) Jack Roland Murphy (A.K.A. Murf the Surf), Allen Dale Kuhn, and Roger Fredrick
Clark stole the Star of India from the “Museum of Natural History” on Thursday,
October 29, 1964. They were arrested two days later.
CHAPTER 41
(pg 293) In the movie, “Goldfinger’s room” at the Fontainebleau is room #905.
(pg 293) “Jerry Lewis” filmed The Bellboy in the Hotel Fontainebleau. Principal
photography at the hotel occurred from Monday, February 8, 1960 to Saturday,
March 5, 1960.
(pg 293) In Goldfinger, Jill Masterson wears a black bikini, not a “white” one, as she
assists Goldfinger in his card cheating scheme.
CHAPTER 42
(pg 303) Serge watched The Dirty Dozen “last night”.
CHAPTER 43
(pg 305) Although the official address for Jimbo’s Place is 4201 Rickenbacker Causeway,
its actual location was on Virginia Key, off Arthur Lamb Jr. Road, on the shore
of the Lamar Lake lagoon, and to the east of the Central District Wastewater
Treatment Plant. The Lamar Lake Boat Dock is currently located there, with
an address of 3801 Arthur Lamb Jr. Road.
CHAPTER 44
(pg 312) The Flipper episode Serge is watching guest-starring Martin Sheen is titled
Flipper and the Seal, which aired on Saturday, January 28, 1967. Considering
the show was cancelled in April 1967, this could hardly be considered an “early
Flipper” episode.
CHAPTER 45
(pg 318) Martha and Vandellas’ “Dancing in the Street” was released on Friday, July 31,
1964.
CHAPTER 46
(pg 323) The “Y-100” radio station Serge listens to is WHYI-FM.
(pg 325) The lyrics Serge sings, “Thank you for lettin’ me be myself again!” is from the
song “Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)”, which was released in
December 1969 by Sly and the Family Stone.
EPILOGUE
(pg 333) Serge ditches City and Country at “a convenience store”.
(pg 337) While praising Miami, Serge – in his ghost-written article for Mick Dafoe – states
that the city has “a couple of decent pro football teams, the Dolphins and the
Hurricanes.”. The Miami Hurricanes are the University of Miami’s football team.
Perhaps Serge was under pressure to meet a deadline for the article’s
publication and inadvertently added the word “pro” in the text.