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Orbit Motel Manager
First appearance; next seen in The Stingray Shuffle. A weary-looking sixty-year-old Honduran man, four-feet-eleven-inches tall, thin build.
George Veale, III
Successful Tampa orthodontist and member of the Too White Krew Gasparilla Festival club who becomes Serge’s patsy in an insurance fraud scam. Veale is a boorish, middle-aged man with a twenty-year-old trophy wife, a fondness for strip clubs, and a secret sexual fetish that involves strippers defecating into a goldfish bowl that is set down over his face. He is forty-one years old, with a portly and untoned physique, beard, and a graying ponytail.
Costa Gorda Hitmen Team
Quartet of enforcers from the island of Costa Gorda, sent to Florida to retrieve the briefcase containing five million dollars in laundered drug money. All four men are originally from Uzbekistan, but thanks to their cocaine cartel-inspired clothing and their thick, trimmed mustaches, they are usually mistaken for natives of the Caribbean island nation.
Sean Breen
First appearance; next seen in Hammerhead Ranch Motel. A junior executive with the public relations firm, Turbo Image, who is embarrassed by his marketing achievements: creating the successful cartoon spokesman for Malathion - Malley the Dancing Malathon [sic] Bear, the public relations coup that resulted in Mo Grenadine’s election to the State Senate andrebranding the Rapid Response convenience store chain to Addiction World. He is married to Karen Breen, father to Christopher and Erin, and has been best friends with David Klein since high school. Sean is African-American with Irish descent, is typically good-natured and optimistic. Based on the fact he was in high school during the 1976 Bicentennial, he is in his mid-to-late thirties.
David Klein
First appearance; next seen in Hammerhead Ranch Motel. He is the assistant state attorney for the Tampa Bay area, who was the star quarterback and the homecoming king at Tampa High School in the mid-1970s. David is the son of deceased World War II veteran, Reuben Klein;brother to Sarah Klein; and has been best friends with Sean Breen since high school. He is Jewish, has rugged good-looks, is physically-fit, and is adept in self-defense and physical combat. David is laconic, somewhat aloof, and is very cool under pressure. Based on the fact that he attended high school during the 1976 Bicentennial, he is in his mid-to-late thirties.
Serge Alexander Storms
First literary appearance; last chronological appearance is in Cadillac Beach as he escapes from the Florida State Hospital in Chattahoochee; appears in Triggerfish Twist during the summertime gap between Florida Roadkill’s Chapters 6 and 9; next seen in Hammerhead Ranch Motel. Serge is a devout Floridaphile and historian; petty thief; scam artist and clinically-insane vigilante, with a near genius-level IQ. Despite the lawlessness of his actions, Serge exhibits a strong moral code best described as “Think globally, act criminal locally.” He was born on an unrevealed date in the early half of October 1962 at the West Palm Beach Memorial Hospital; and was raised in Riviera Beach by his parents, Gloria and Pablo Storms. Serge graduated from Suncoast High School in the late 1970s and spent a year in prison in the mid-1980s for cocaine possession. He is described as having Latin-American features, is six-feet tall, wiry and thin. He has short-cropped dark hair that is graying at the temples, andpiercing blue eyes. In Orange Crush (36: 258) he is said to weigh “one hundred and sixty pounds.” His middle name, usually denoted by the initial “A”, is revealed to be “Alexander” in Pineapple Grenade (28: 255).
Seymour “Coleman” Bunsen
First appearance; appears in Triggerfish Twist during the summertime gap between Florida Roadkill’s Chapters 6 and 9; next seen in Torpedo Juice. A petty criminal with numerous drug and alcohol dependencies, Coleman is described as overweight, with a generally disheveledappearance; sunken-in, beady eyes, and a head that is proportionally too large for his body. His hair color is unknown, but is likely dark brown, because he is mistaken The Hangover actor Zach Galifianakis in Shark Skin Suite (42: 300). Despite being generally good-natured and harmless, thanks to a traumatic childhood experience (which resulted in his nickname, “Coleman”) he is “emotionally adrift” and is incapable of seeking “anyone’s approval” (5: 54). “Twenty-one” years ago, Coleman was “four” (5: 54) years old, so he is assumed to be twenty-five years old in the spring of 1997. However, in The Pope of Palm Beach (1: 16), a young Coleman is seen on Singer Island in 1965. It is revealed in Shark Skin Suite that he has an older brother.
Johnny Vegas, the Accidental Virgin
First appearance; next seen in Hammerhead Ranch Motel. Despite his handsome looks, trust-fund wealth, and willing partners, Johnny is plagued by a lifetime of bizarre interruptions that have prevented him from losing his virginity. He currently resides in his Bal Harbour condominium and uses his forty-foot cigarette boat to pick up attractive and willing women. He is twenty-two years old, six-feet tall, weighs one hundred and ninety pounds, has a tanned and toned physique, and long black hair.
Blaine Crease
First literary appearance; last chronological appearance is in Triggerfish Twist; next seen Hammerhead Ranch Motel. As correspondent for Florida Cable News and former stuntman, Blaine often engages in daring stunts to punctuate his in-the-field reports. These daring feats have resulted in Blaine becoming Florida Cable News’s most recognizable and celebrated correspondents.
Natalie Rojas
First appearance; next seen in Cadillac Beach co-anchoring the news with Blaine Crease for Miami’s Action Five News. She is currently an anchorwoman for Florida Cable News, as well as Blaine Crease’s co-worker. Her last name is revealed in Cadillac Beach.
Sharon Rhodes (A.K.A. Sharon Putzenfus)
First appearance; appears in Triggerfish Twist during the summertime gap between Florida Roadkill Chapters 6 and 9; no further appearances to date after this novel. She is an attractive,but deadly, con artist and stripper with multiple drug addictions. Sharon is described as six-feet tall; with high cheekbones; full lips and pouting mouth; curly blond hair; and light freckles. She has a tattoo of a rose dripping blood from its thorns on her left ankle. It is revealed in Atomic Lobster that she has a younger, but almost identical-looking sister named Rachael Rhodes.
Wilber Putzenfus
Top claims executive for the Family First HMO who was briefly married to Sharon Rhodes. He is described as one-hundred fifty pounds, pale skin, untoned physique, and a comb-overhair style.
Charles Saffron
The president and CEO of New England Life & Casualty secretly partnered with the Mierda Cartel to launder their drug money. He is ruthless, confident, and is politically-connected to the power elites of the Tampa Bay area. Saffron is six feet tall, has black hair, is ruggedly handsome, and has a small scar on the underside of his lip. He is in his mid-to-late fifties.
Nigel Mount Batten
Sharon’s grifting partner and lover who was briefly married to wealthy Tampa Bay socialite, and recently widowed, Celeste Hamptons.
Susan Tchoupitoulas
A sergeant in the Key West Police Department who is, despite her competence as an officer, regularly harassed by her misogynic male co-workers. Susan is the twenty-three year olddaughter of Sam Tchoupitoulas. She is five-foot-eight, attractive, and typically wears her shoulder-length blond hair in a ponytail.
Samuel “Sam” Tchoupitoulas
A retired Hillsborough Deputy Sheriff who has been confined to a wheelchair ever since suffering a gunshot to the spine during the incident at Cockroach Bay in the mid-1980s. Sam currently lives with his daughter, Susan, in their Olivia Street home in Key West.
Mo Grenadine (A.K.A. Holy Moly)
An unethical, but competent, private investigator and host of a right-wing radio talk show. He used his radio show’s popularity to win a seat in the Florida state senate. Grenadine regularly spouts off his bigoted and homophobic rhetoric across the airwaves. As a private eye, he is currently on retainer with New England Life & Casualty. He is fifty-one years old.
Stinky, Cheese-Dick and Ringworm
A trio of ex-members of The Riders of Eternal Doom, Sunshine Chapter biker gang who briefly live at the Vista Isles West retirement community. Stinky was born in Dayton, Ohio. Cheese-Dick is the smallest of the three, and has a body covered with scars due to his countless defeats in physical confrontations. Ringworm, the de facto leader of the three, is six-foot six-inches tall, three hundred and fifty pounds, and sports a tattoo of the flaming Hindenburg on his barrel-like chest.
Jack Savage
First appearance (his image appears on a billboard advertising Vista Isles’ new Phase V); next seen in Orange Crush. It is revealed in Orange Crush that Savage is a washed-up Hollywood actor who is currently a celebrity spokesman for Second Amendment rights.
Fred McJagger
First appearance; next seen in Hammerhead Ranch Motel. He is a successful, unethical Florida land developer, and the owner of the Vista Isles retirement community. Aside from the Tampa area Vista Isles Phase I-IV and the upcoming Phase V, it is revealed in Orange Crush that his retirement community also includes Vista Isles East in Vero Beach. He is sixty years old and is physically-fit.
Max Minimum
Aside from being the unscrupulous lead salesman for Vista Isles West, he also serves as Fred McJagger’s fixer for dealing with various problems that arise at the retirement community. He secretly harbors a peculiar and deadly fetish for Barbie Dolls.
Dar-Dar
An aspiring assassin hired by Charles Saffron. He is also the lead singer of the Tampa area death-metal band, Crucifixion Junkies. His appearance is grungy; he is normally clad in all-black clothing; has long hair; and has an upside-down crucifix scarred into his forehead.
Captain Brian Xeno
First appearance; next seen in Hammerhead Ranch Motel. He is a surly and bigoted captain of a snorkel charter dive boat docked at Stock Island.
Tom “Crash” Johnson
As the Key West-based charter pilot who flies Charles Saffron to Fort Jefferson, Johnson is well-versed in the historic trivia of Fort Jefferson and the Dry Tortugas. He is in his mid-twenties, and is described as lanky, with unkempt and curly hair, and handlebar mustache.
NOTE - The novel's hardcover edition was used for the (Chapter : Page) notations
There is a gap in Florida Roadkill’s timeline in which the events of Triggerfish Twist occur. The first half of Florida Roadkill ends with Serge reviewing the covertly-taken video of George Veale. Serge watches the tape from the comfort of his Ybor City “shotgun shack” (6: 81). This is Florida Roadkill’s final mention of Serge’s house, which is destined to be destroyed by fire in the beginning of Triggerfish Twist. Therefore, all of the scenes leading up to Serge’s watching Veale on video must occur before Triggerfish Twist. Working backwards from the numerous July 4th references in Triggerfish Twist, and taking into consideration the allotted space on the timeline for the events in Triggerfish Twist to unfold, Serge’s viewing the embarrassing video tape must occur no later than early May 1997.
The second section of Florida Roadkill begins in “October” (8: 90) with Serge attempting to blackmail Veale in the backroom of the Red Snapper. At this point, the summertime events of Triggerfish Twist have already occurred. It is also during those summer months that Stinky, Cheese-Dick and Ringworm become the heroes of Vista Isles.
This five-month gap raises the obvious question as to why Serge would wait so long between viewing the video and blackmailing Veale. One possibility could be Serge is . . . well, Serge, and he became sidetracked by the distractions of living on Triggerfish Lane. Another reason could be the Red Snapper was raided by the police on Friday, July 4, 1997, during the climax of Triggerfish Twist. The raid could have resulted in the club being shut down for an extended period, which prevented Serge the opportunity to do the necessary detective work of surveilling the club's patron from the video to learn his identity and where he lives. Whatever the case, the references in Florida Roadkill and Triggerfish Twist establish that Serge’s house could not have burned down any later than the beginning of May and he could not have confronted Veale until that October.
“I usually hate it when some show-off wrecks a perfectly good linear story by jumbling the chronology.” – Serge A. Storms, The Big Bamboo (2: 38)
NOTE - The novel's hardcover edition was used for the (Chapter : Page) notations
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1984
Shortly after the events that will soon become known as The Cockroach Bay Story, Serge is arrested for cocaine possession. He is sentenced to a year and a day at Florida State Prison. (12: 129-140)
CIRCA 1994
Thanks to the blinking-red lights on his shoes, Coleman is caught by the police fleeing a home he burglarized. (5: 55)
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1996
Sharon Rhodes seduces Wilber Putzenfus. (1: 19-21)
SATURDAY, JANUARY 18, 1997
Sharon and Wilbur are married. They honeymoon at Disney World. (1: 22-24)
THURSDAY, JANUARY 30, 1997
Returning home from the honeymoon, Wilbur is shot in the neck with a small-caliber bullet fired by Nigel Mount Batten. Wilbur’s doctor fails to notice the foreign object lodged in his neck. (1: 24-25)
FRIDAY, JANUARY 31, 1997
Wilbur dies from lead poisoning. (1: 25-26)
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1997
Celeste Hamptons dies after drinking Malathion. Although he cannot prove it, Charles Saffron begins to suspect Nigel orchestrated her death in order to cash in on her life insurance. (2: 27-30)
George Veale caps off a day of partying at the Gasparilla Festival with a lap dance from Sharon at the Red Snapper. (3: 36-40)
Susan Tchoupitoulas returns home after another unsuccessful date. (4: 45-46)
David Klein joins Sean Breen and Sean’s family for dinner at the Columbia. Afterwards, while strolling along Seventh Avenue, they pass by the live-remote broadcast of Mo Grenadine’s radio show. Later on, an intoxicated Coleman stumbles down Seventh Avenue, and Serge snaps photos of the José Martí historical marker. (4: 46-51)
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1997
Sharon holds Wilbur’s funeral in Tahiti. (2: 26)
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1997
Sharon and Nigel begin partying with the money they each received from Wilbur’s and Celeste’s life insurance. (2: 31-33)
Max Minimum inadvertently enrages the target of his mortgage scam into storming the bank with a loaded pistol. (7: 85-88)
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1997
Minimum gets a job selling retirement homes at Vista Isles. (7: 88-89)
MONDAY, MARCH 3, 1997
Coleman is arrested after he robs a bank inside the Tampa Bay Mall. (5: 52-53)
TUESDAY, MARCH 4, 1997
Serge is arrested after climbing onto an interstate sign and ranting about Florida. (5: 61-63)
FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 1997
Serge and Coleman meet for the first time while sharing a jail cell. (5: 53 & 63)
THURSDAY, MARCH 13, 1997
After over a month of partying, Sharon and Nigel find they are thirty-thousand dollars in debt. (2: 33)
FRIDAY, MARCH 14, 1997
Sharon dupes Nigel into naming her as his life insurance beneficiary before killing him. (2: 33-35)
SATURDAY, MARCH 15, 1997
Coleman is released from jail and moves into Serge’s shotgun shack in Ybor City. Serge gives Coleman ‘The Tour’ of Tampa. (5: 55-56, 63-70)
MONDAY, MARCH 18, 1997
Coleman meets Sharon during a night of partying and invites her back to Serge’s house. (5: 70-72)
THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 1997
Serge resigns himself to the fact that Coleman and Sharon have become his permanent roommates. (5: 72)
Ringworm, Stinky and Cheese-Dick ponder their future after being kicked out of their gang. (6: 73-74)
After Sharon kills a pair of Canadian tourists, Serge takes her and Coleman on a tour of St. Petersburg. (6: 74-80)
SATURDAY, MAY 3, 1997
Sharon tells Serge the Red Snapper’s back room is used for fulfilling customers’ fantasies. (6: 80)
SUNDAY, MAY 4, 1997
Serge installs a hidden camera in the Red Snapper’s back room. (6: 80-81)
MONDAY, MAY 5, 1997
Serge watches the video of Veale taking part in his sexual fetish. He decides to blackmail Veale with the embarrassing footage. (6: 81)
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18, 1997
Fred McJagger inspects the billboard advertising the upcoming grand-opening of Vista Isles’ Phase V. (7: 82-85)
The Hoffsners befriend Ringworm, Stinky and Cheese-Dick, and invite them back to Vista Isles. (8:91-92)
THURSDAY, JUNE 19, 1997
Ringworm and his two friends put an end to the harassment of the Vista Isles retirees by Minimum’s thugs. (8: 92-93, 93-94)
FRIDAY, AUGUST 15, 1997
The Vista Isles residents buy Ringworm, Stinky and Cheese-Dick brand-new motorcycles. (8: 94)
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1997
Serge’s blackmail scheme is aborted when he learns Veale’s hands are insured for five million dollars each. (8: 90-91)
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1997
Serge and Coleman chop off three of Veale’s fingers with a chain saw. On the way to the hospital, Serge tricks Veale into believing the whole insurance scam was Veale’s idea, and that he hired Serge and Coleman to help him pull it off. (9: 96-99)
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1997
McJagger bribes the three bikers into leaving Vista Isles by loaning them his sailboat. (9: 94-95, 99)
Serge takes Veale to New England Life & Casualty to fill out the insurance claim. (9: 100-101)
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1997
A Vista Isles resident protest the renewed harassment of his fellow retirees by shooting Minimum in the kneecap. (11: 113-114)
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1997
After getting into a fight with his sister’s boyfriend, David agrees to take a fishing trip down to the Keys with Sean. (10: 104-110)
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1997
Veale attempts to pay Serge and Coleman fifty thousand, but Serge insists that he and Coleman deserve two-thirds of the five-million-dollar insurance settlement. (9: 101-103)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1997
David takes Sean with him to visit his father’s grave at Florida National Cemetery. (11: 116-120)
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1997
McJagger loans out his yacht to Minimum. (11: 114-115)
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1997
Veale is arrested for accidentally shooting his dog. (11: 111-113, 120-121)
Fearing reprisal from the Mierda Cartel for losing their laundered money, Saffron hires Grenadine to steal the money back from Veale. (11: 124-126)
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1997
Veale flees Tampa with a briefcase filled with the five million. Serge, Coleman and Sharon follow him to Cocoa Beach. Grenadine, having placed a GPS tracker on Veale’s car, secretly tails both cars. (11: 126-127)
Saffron hires Dar-Dar to kill Serge and his friends. (11: 127-128)
Ringworm, Stinky and Cheese-Dick become convinced they are lost at sea aboard McJagger’s sailboat. Stinky panics and accidentally kills Cheese-Dick with a flare gun. (13: 141-143)
At the Orbit Motel, Veale hides the briefcase filled with money in the trunk of Sean’s departing car. Before Sean and David leave, Veale learns the two friends are planning to stay at the Purple Pelican in Key West. (13: 143-146)
Serge interrogates Veale inside a room at the Orbit Motel and learns the briefcase is destined for the Purple Pelican. Serge rigs a shotgun to shoot the tied-up Veale when the vibrations from the upcoming shuttle launch reach the room. (14: 147-154)
While Serge and his friends watch the shuttle launch, Veale suffers a fatal heart attack seconds before the space craft’s vibrations trigger the shotgun. After the launch, Serge and his friends watch Game 5 of the World Series. (15: 155-159)
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1997
Four Costa Gordan hitmen from the Mierda Cartel arrive in Tampa. (16: 160)
Serge takes Coleman and Sharon on a tour of the Cocoa Beach area. (16: 160-164)
The Costa Gordan hitmen interrogate the New England Life & Casualty staff. High on cocaine, one of the hitmen accidentally crashes through the window and falls forty-two stories to his death. (16: 164-168)
Ringworm and Stinky are captured by a mysterious serial killer. Sucking on a Barbie Doll head, the killer pushes the cement blocks the two bikers are tied to overboard. (17: 173)
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1997
Sean and David check into their room at the Palm Beach Surfside. (17: 169-173)
While in Palm Beach, Serge, Coleman and Sharon get new wardrobes and rent out a convertible Lotus Esprit. They return to their room at the Breakers to watch Game 6 of the World Series. (18: 174-180)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1997
Thanks to an unexpected attack by a pet caiman, Johnny Vegas fails to score with Sharon aboard his go-fast boat. That night, Serge kills Sharon by forcing her to swallow Fix-A-Flat. (19: 181-190)
on Sunday, October 26, 1997. (19: 181)
Serge acquires two tickets to Game 7 by running over a scalper in the parking lot. During the game, Serge sits beside Sean and David and realizes they are unknowingly in possession of the briefcase. However, due to the crowd noise, Serge fails to overhear them mention they cancelled their reservations at the Purple Pelican. (20: 191-199)
MONDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1997
Serge loses Sean and David in the crowd during the post-game celebration. Serge and Coleman notice the police have surrounded the Lotus. While Serge is busy hotwiring a Corvette, Grenadine secretly attaches the GPS tracker to its bumper. (20: 199-201)
Veale’s corpse is discovered by the Orbit Motel’s maid. (P: 1-3)
The three remaining Costa Gordan hitmen kill a customer at a Rapid Response convenience store. Meanwhile, Serge and Coleman continue down the Overseas Highway in the stolen Corvette. (P: 3-7)
Hot on Serge and Coleman’s trail, Dar-Dar stops at the Rapid Response to use the restroom. (21: 205)
Sean and David pull over to rescue a gopher tortoise trying to cross the highway. Before David can get the creature to safety, Coleman runs over it with the Corvette. (P: 7-8, 8-9)
Johnny Vegas’s chances with `Sue are ruined when a bloated corpse suddenly bobs to the surface beside his anchored boat. (P: 9-13)
Serge and Coleman’s trip to the Keys is temporarily delayed by a shootout along the Overseas Highway. (P: 13-15)
Johnny’s day gets even worse when a second corpse bobs to the surface. (P: 15-16)
Serge and Coleman take a dive tour out of Key Largo. During the dive, Serge fire a couple of warning shots at a French tourist standing atop the fragile coral reef. (22: 206-208)
After stopping by the No Name Pub, Serge takes Coleman to No Name Key. Tripping on LSD, Coleman freaks out and shoots an endangered Key deer. (22: 208-211)
Grenadine continues to secretly follow Serge and Coleman. (22: 212-213)
Sean and David arrive in Key West. (P: 16-17)
Serge and Coleman arrive in Key West. (P: 17-18)
David stops a petty thief from stealing his camera. (22: 213-216)
Believing Serge and Coleman are heading to Key West, Susan distributes copies of their mug shots around town. (21: 202-205)
Saffron figures out Grenadine is after the five million dollars for himself. (22: 216-217)
Serge and Coleman check into the Purple Pelican. Later, while bridge fishing, Serge and Coleman are confronted by Dar-Dar. Dar-Dar is run over and killed by a Promise Keepers tour bus. (22: 218-222)
During a nighttime tour of Key West, Serge and Coleman narrowly evade capture by a lynch mob. They return to the Purple Pelican and find Grenadine tossing their room. Serge gives Grenadine a rum enema. The intoxicated Grenadine is run over and killed by the Conch Train. (23: 223-232)
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1997
Serge takes Coleman on a walking tour of Key West. (24: 233-239)
While on a dive trip, Serge forces Captain Xeno overboard for refusing to bring aboard a group of Cuban refugees. (25: 240-242)
While searching Grenadine’s motel room, Saffron finds Serge’s location written on a note. (25: 242-243)
The Costa Gordan hitmen burst into Serge and Coleman’s motel room and (seemingly) gun down Coleman. (25: 243)
Susan’s investigation of Grenadine’s death leads her back to his motel room. (25: 244)
Serge gets into a gun fight with the hitmen inside his motel room. He shoots and kills two of the hitmen, and renders the third unconscious. Saffron ambushes Serge and forces him to reveal the briefcase is hidden in the trunk of Sean’s car. Saffron shoots Serge in the chest, but the bullet ricochets off his breast bone and causes him to suffer temporary heart arrhythmia. (25: 245-247)
Susan arrives at the Purple Pelican and kills the third hitman. Serge regains consciousness and slips away (26: 248-250)
Saffron locates Sean and David at Fort Jefferson. (26: 251-258)
Minimum arrives at Fort Jefferson aboard McJagger’s yacht and invites Sean, David and Saffron to join him on a trip to nearby Loggerhead Key. Getting them alone on the small island, Saffron pulls a Glock on Sean and David and demands the five million dollars. Saffron’s impromptu interrogation is interrupted by Minimum calling them all back to the yacht before the approaching storm arrives.
Back aboard the yacht, Minimum drugs his guests’ coffee. A short while later, David wakes up on the deck and discovers that he, Sean and Saffron are chained to cement blocks. Sucking on a Barbie Doll head, Minimum kicks Saffron and Sean’s blocks into the water. David kills Minimum, and then kicks his own cement block overboard. (27: 259-264)
Using Saffron’s Glock, David frees himself and Sean from the chains holding them to the cement blocks. The two men climb back aboard the yacht and head back to Fort Jefferson. (28: 265-266)
Susan escorts David and Sean back to Key West. (28: 266-267)
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1997
David and Susan spend a romantic evening in Key West. (28: 268-271)
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1997
Unaware the briefcase is still hidden in their trunk, Sean and David head back home to Tampa along the Tamiami Trail. A few miles back, Serge secretly follows them in a stolen limo. (29: 272-273)
“The key to life, Serge knew, was the diligent keeping of lists.”- Hammerhead Ranch Motel (E: 287)
1) British tourist #1 * - Teeth knocked out.
2) British tourist #2 * - Teeth knocked out.
3) Japanese businessman * - Beaten and placed in a coma.
4) George Veale III - Heart attack induced by the panic of being attached to a device
created to use the vibrations of the nearby shuttle launch to
trigger the shotgun aimed at his head.
5) Worth Avenue boutique salesman * - Punched in the face.
6) Sharon Rhodes (Car trunk alumni #1) - Forced to swallow Fix-A-Flat.
7) Ticket scalper - Run over by Serge’s Lotus in the parking lot during the World Series.
8) Mo Grenadine - Run over by the Key West Conch Train after being forced to ingest a
bottle of rum via his anal canal.
9) Costa Gordan hitman #1 * - Clothes-lined across the neck and knocked out from a
blow to the head with an ashtray.
10) Costa Gordan hitman #2 - Shot in self-defense.
11) Costa Gordan hitman #3 - Shot in self-defense.
* Course audits who were only injured, not killed
TOTAL GRADUATES = 6
COURSE AUDITS = 5
GRADUATES TO DATE = 8
COURSE AUDITS TO DATE = 6
when he ran across his friend, who was later mistaken for
Coleman by the Costa Gordan hitmen.)
* Torpedo Juice reveals that this was smoked by Coleman’s doppelganger.
(in order of appearance)
Written by Mac Rebennack
Performed by Dr. John
Written by Dino Fekaris & Nick Zesses
Performed by Rare Earth
Written by Ritchie Blackmore, Ian Gillian, Roger Glover, John Lord & Ian Paice
Performed by Deep Purple
Written by Young MC, Michael L. Ross & Matt Dike
Performed by Tone Lōc
Written by John Bonham, John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant & Willie Dixon
Performed by Led Zeppelin
Written by Lionel Richie
Performed by Diana Ross & Lionel Richie
Composed by Axel Stordahl
Written and performed by Tino Puente
Written by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
Performed by sock puppets on the Skipper Chuck’s Popeye Playhouse
Written by John Bonham, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant
Performed by Led Zeppelin
Written by Trent Reznor
Performed by Nine Inch Nails
Written by William “Billy” Beck, Leroy “Sugarfoot” Bonner, Marshall “Rock” Jones, Ralph “Pee Wee” Middlebrooks, Mervin “Merv” Pierce, Clarence “Satch” Satchell & James Diamond Williams
(Referenced by Ringworm)
“Where the Streets Have No Name”
Written and performed by U2
“Tear the Roof off the Sucker”
Written by Jerome Brailey, George Clinton & Bootsy Collins
Performed by Parliament
Written by Mick Jagger & Keith Richards
Performed by the Rolling Stones
Written by Arthur Freed & Nacio Herb Brown
(Referenced in the narrative about Malley’s tap-dancing performance)
Written by Al Green & Mabon “Teenie” Hodges
Performed by Talking Heads
"Dark Side of the Moon" (album)
All songs written by Roger Waters
Performed by Pink Floyd
Written by Roger Waters
Performed by Pink Floyd
Written by Joe Walsh, Joe Vitale, Rocke Grace & Kenny Passarelli
Performed by Joe Walsh
Written William D. Fries Jr. & Louis F. “Chip” Davis
Performed by C.W. McCall (William D. Fries Jr’s pseudonym)
Written by Bill Danoff
Performed by Starland Vocal Band
Written by Willis Alan Ramsey
Performed by Captain & Tennille (or possibly America)
Written by Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart
(Referenced by Coleman)
Written by Paul Simon
(Referenced by Coleman)
Written by Carlton Ridenhour, Eric Sadler, Hank Boxley & Keith Boxley
Performed by Public Enemy
“The Muppet Babies TV show theme song”
Composed by Hank Saroyan
(Referenced by Sean Breen)
“Star-Spangled Banner (National Anthem)”
Written by Francis Scott Key
Performed by Mary Chapin Carpenter.
Written by Gene MacLellan
Performed by the busload of Promise Keepers
Written by Freddie Mercury
Performed by a group of Belgian student tourists
Written by Helen Reddy & Ray Burton
Performed by the busload of Promise Keepers
“You Don’t Have to Live Like a Refugee”
Written by Tom Petty
Performed by Serge Storms
Written by Glenn Frey & Jack Tempchin
Performed by Serge Storms
Written by Sly Stone
Performed by Sly and the Family Stone
Written by John Fogerty
(Referenced by David Klein)
Written by Jimmy Buffett
Performed by a Jimmy Buffett cover band
Written by Dickey Betts
Performed by the Allman Brothers
(in order of appearance)
Flora-Bama Lounge, Package, and Oyster Bar
17401 Perdido Key Drive, Pensacola, FL.
Cocoa Beach Pier & Mai Tiki Bar (currently the Rikki Tiki Tavern)
401 Meade Avenue, Cocoa Beach, FL.
Monkey Jungle
14805 SW 216th Street, Miami, FL.
Florida International University
11200 SW Eighth Street, Miami, FL.
Jungle Island/Parrot Gardens
1111 Parrot Jungle Trail, Miami, FL.
Holiday Inn
10775 Caribbean Boulevard, Cutler Bay, FL.
Last Chance Saloon
35800 South Dixie Highway (U.S. Highway 1), Homestead, FL.
Florida Keys Community College
5901 College Road, Key West, FL.
Sand Key Lighthouse
Approximately 10 miles south-by-southwest of the western tip of Key West, FL.
Rickenbacker Causeway (State Road 913)
Crosses Biscayne Bay, connects Miami, Virginia Key, and Key Biscayne, FL.
Café Exile (AKA Expatriate Café; currently Mangoes)
700 Duvall Street, Key West, FL.
Island Joe’s Café (possibly the unnamed Cuban lunch counter)
517 Fleming Street, Key West, FL.
Alfred A. McKethan Pine Island Beach State Park
10800 Pine Island Drive, Weeki Wachee, FL.
Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom
1180 Seven Seas Drive, Lake Buena Vista, FL.
Memorial Hospital of Tampa
2901 West Swann Avenue, Tampa, FL.
Florida State Fairgrounds
4800 U.S. Highway 301, Tampa, FL.
Palma Ceia Golf & Country Club
1601 South MacDill Avenue, Tampa, FL.
Florida Aquarium
701 Channelside Drive, Tampa., FL.
Tarpon Springs Heritage Museum
100 Library Lane (Beekman Lane), Tarpon Springs, FL.
Zorba’s Greek Bistro & Nightclub
504 & 508 Athens Street, Tarpon Springs, FL.
Craig Park (Spring Bayou)
100 Library Lane, Tarpon Springs, FL.
Taste of Greece Bakery
709 Dodecanese Boulevard, Tarpon Springs, FL.
Sheraton Sand Key Resort (the Jim Bakker & Jessica Hahn tryst hotel)
1160 Gulf Boulevard (State Road 699), Clearwater Beach, FL.
Bern’s Steak House
1208 South Howard Avenue, Tampa, FL.
Henry B. Plant High School
2415 South Himes Avenue, Tampa, FL.
Gandy Bridge (West Gandy Boulevard / U.S. Highway 92)
Crosses Old Tampa Bay; connects Hillsborough County and Pinellas County, FL.
Columbia restaurant
2117 East Seventh Avenue, Ybor City, Tampa, FL.
Cockroach Bay Preserve State Park
Ruskin, FL.
Coffee Cup restaurant
105 U.S. Highway 41N, Ruskin, FL.
Domino Park Boat Ramp
2201 Eighth Street SW, Ruskin, FL.
University of South Florida
4202 East Fowler Avenue, Tampa, FL.
Ballast Point Park and Jules Verne plaque
5300 Interbay Boulevard, Tampa, FL.
Cherokee Club & José Martí historical marker
1330 East Ninth Avenue, Ybor City, Tampa, FL.
Hillsborough County Jail
1201 Orient Road, Tampa FL.
Riviera Garden Apartments (see page 57 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
2629 Avenue E, Riviera Beach, FL.
Lizane Apartments (see page 57 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
2701 Avenue E, Riviera Beach, FL.
Fisherman’s Paradise Apartments (Forty-nine West Apartments)
49 West Blue Heron Boulevard, Riviera Beach, FL.
(Unknown) apartments (see page 57 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
34 West Blue Heron Boulevard, Riviera Beach, FL.
Parramore’s Fruit House (see page 57 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
2500 Broadway (U.S. Highway 1), Riviera Beach, FL.
Riviera Groves & Packing House (see page 57 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
2815 Broadway (U.S. Highway 1), Riviera Beach, FL
Riviera Beach Drugs (see page 57 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
1301 Broadway (U.S. Highway 1), Riviera Beach, FL.
Burdines clothing store
401 Clematis Street, West Palm Beach, FL.
West Palm Beach Fronton
1415 45th Street, Mangonia Park, West Palm Beach, FL.
Palm Beach Mall
1810 Palm Beach Lakes Boulevard, West Palm Beach, FL.
Palm Beach County Health Department, Riviera Beach
7289 Garden Road, Riviera Beach, FL.
Suncoast Community High School
1717 Avenue S, Riviera Beach, FL.
Busch Gardens Tampa Bay
10165 McKinley Drive, Tampa, FL.
Florida Citrus Tower
141 North U.S. Highway 27, Clermont, FL.
Miami Seaquarium
4400 Rickenbacker Causeway (State Road 913), Key Biscayne, FL.
Epcot
200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista, FL.
Edison & Ford Winter Estate (Edison Museum)
2350 McGregor Boulevard, Fort Myers, FL.
Bok Tower Gardens
1151 Tower Boulevard, Lake Wales, FL.
Fort De Soto Park
3500 Pinellas Baywatch S, St. Petersburg, FL.
Skipper’s Smokehouse
910 Skipper Road, Tampa, FL.
La Teresita Bakery & Café
3248 West Columbus Drive, Tampa, FL.
Hub bar (original location)
400 East Zack Street, Tampa, FL.
Hub bar (current location)
719 North Franklin Street, Tampa, FL.
Tampa Convention Center (Fort Brooke’s western boundary)
333 South Franklin Street, Tampa, FL.
Cotanchobee Fort Brooke Park (midpoint location of Fort Brooke)
601 Old Water Street, Tampa, FL.
Tampa Bay History Center (Fort Brooke’s eastern boundary)
801 Old Water Street, Tampa, FL.
Kennedy Boulevard Drawbridge (East / West Kennedy Boulevard)
Crosses the Hillsborough River; connects Hyde Park and downtown Tampa, FL.
Tampa Bay Hotel / Henry B. Plant Museum
401 West Kennedy Boulevard, Tampa, FL.
4th of July Café
1611 North Howard Avenue, Tampa, FL
Old Meeting House Ice Cream
4004 South MacDill Avenue, Tampa, FL
Tiny Tap Tavern
2105 West Morrison Avenue, Tampa, FL
Chatterbox Lounge
709 South Howard Avenue, Tampa, FL.
Tampa International Airport
4100 George J. Bean Parkway, Tampa, FL.
ZooTampa at Lowry Park
1101 West Sligh Avenue, Tampa, FL.
New College of Florida
5800 Bay Shore Road, Sarasota, FL.
Mauricio Faedo’s Bakery (currently La Segunda)
5150 North Florida Avenue (U.S. Highway 41 – business route), Tampa, FL
Howard Frankland Bridge (Interstate 275)
Crosses Old Tampa Bay; connects Hillsborough County and Pinellas County, FL.
St. Petersburg Pier
800 Second Avenue NE, St. Petersburg, FL.
Birchwood Canopy Hotel (possibly the unnamed hotel on Fourth Avenue)
340 Beach Drive NE Street, St. Petersburg, FL.
Salvador Dalí Museum (currently USFSP Harbor Hall)
1000 Third Street S, St. Petersburg, FL.
The Sands of Treasure Island
11800 Gulf Boulevard (State Road 699), Treasure Island, FL.
Thunderbird Beach Resort
10700 Gulf Boulevard (State Road 699), Treasure Island, FL.
Bilmar Beach Resort
10650 Gulf Boulevard (State Road 699), Treasure Island, FL.
Surf Beach Resort
11040 Gulf Boulevard (State Road 699), Treasure Island, FL.
Haslam’s Bookstore
2025 Central Avenue, St. Petersburg, FL.
Florida International Museum
244 Second Avenue N, St. Petersburg, FL.
Al Lang Stadium (currently Progress Energy Park)
230 First Street S / 180 Second Avenue SE, St. Petersburg, FL.
Hillsborough County Courthouse
401 North Jefferson Street, Tampa, FL.
Tampa General Hospital
1 Tampa General Circle, Tampa, FL.
Tampa Port Authority (Port of Tampa)
1101 Channelside Drive, Tampa, FL.
Siesta Key North Drawbridge (Siesta Drive)
Crosses Roberts Bay; connects Siesta Key and South Sarasota, FL.
Siesta Fish Market
6641 Midnight Pass Road, Sarasota, FL.
Stickney Point Bascule Bridge (Stickney Point Road)
Crosses Little Sarasota Bay; connects Siesta Key and South Sarasota, FL.
Crescent Club
6519 Midnight Pass Road, Sarasota, FL.
Platt Street Bridge (West Platt Street)
Crosses the Hillsborough River; connects Hyde Park and downtown Tampa, FL.
Grand Plaza Hotel & Spinners Rooftop Revolving Bistro (the Palm Aire Hotel)
5250 Gulf Boulevard (State Road 699), St. Pete Beach, FL.
Loews Don CeSar Hotel
3400 Gulf Boulevard, St. Pete Beach, FL.
Sunshine Skyway Bridge (Interstate 275)
Crosses Tampa Bay; connects Pinellas and Manatee Counties, FL.
Eckerd Drugs
4685 Gulf Boulevard (State Road 699), St. Pete Beach, FL.
Burger King
4623 Gulf Boulevard (State Road 699), St. Pete Beach, FL.
Publix
4655 Gulf Boulevard (State Road 699), St. Pete Beach, FL.
Courtney Campbell Causeway (State Road 60)
Crosses Old Tampa Bay; connects Tampa and Clearwater, FL.
Cracker Barrel Old Country Store
(Possibly) 5636 Oakley Boulevard, Wesley Chapel, FL.
Withlacoochee State Forest
15003 Broad Street, Brooksville, FL.
Florida National Cemetery
6502 SW 102nd Avenue, Bushnell, FL.
Ritz Theater
1503 East Seventh Avenue, Tampa, FL.
Florida Museum of Natural History
3215 Hull Road, Gainesville, FL.
Little Manatee River Bridge (Tamiami Trail / U.S. Highway 41)
Crosses the Little Manatee River; connects Gulf City and Ruskin, FL.
Florida State Prison (“Starke”)
23916 Northwest 83rd Avenue, Raiford. FL.
Venice Fishing Pier
1600 South Harbor Drive, Venice, FL.
Gasparilla Island Lighthouse
220 Gulf Boulevard, Boca Grande, FL.
Port Canaveral
445 Challenger Road, Cape Canaveral, FL.
Kennedy Space Center Visitor Complex
405 NASA Parkway W (State Road 405), Merritt Island, FL.
Moon Hut
7802 North Atlantic Avenue (State Road A1A), Cape Canaveral, FL.
Banana River Bridge (Martin Andersen Beach Line Expressway / State Road A1A)
Crosses the Banana River; connects Port Canaveral & Merritt Island, FL.
Vehicle Assemble Building
Vab Road, Titusville, FL.
Bernard’s Surf
2 South Atlantic Avenue (State Road A1A), Cocoa Beach, FL.
Space View Park (Mercury 7 monument #1)
Eastern end of Broad Street, Titusville, FL.
Mercury 7 Astronauts monument #2
Outside of Complex 14, Cape Canaveral Air Force Station.
Shuttles Restaurant and Bar (currently Galaxy's Bar & Grill)
6100 North Courtenay Parkway, Merritt Island, FL.
Bagel World Café (currently Brooklyn Hub)
1427 Garden Street, Titusville, FL.
Alma’s Italian and Seafood Restaurant (currently Slow & Low Bar-B-Que)
306 North Orlando Avenue (State Road A1A), Cocoa Beach, FL.
Barge Canal Drawbridge (State Road 401)
Crosses Canaveral Barge Canal; connects northern and southern Port Canaveral, FL.
Cape Canaveral Space Force Museum (Air Force Space & Missile Museum)
191 Museum Circle, Cape Canaveral, FL.
Launch Complex 5 / Mercury-Redstone 3 rocket
191 Museum Circle, Cape Canaveral, FL.
Melbourne National Guard Armory
1889 Stewart Road, Melbourne, FL.
MacDill Air Force Base
6801 South Dale Mabry Highway, Tampa, FL.
Desert Inn
5570 South Kenansville Road, Yeehaw Junction, FL.
The Surfside hotel
130 Hammon Avenue, Palm Beach, FL.
Raymond James Stadium (Tampa Stadium)
4201 North Dale Mabry Highway (U.S. Highway 92), Tampa, FL.
Royal Park Bridge (State Road 704)
Crosses the Lake Worth Lagoon; connects West Palm Beach and Palm Beach, FL.
Exotic Motorcars of Palm Beach
411 Seventh Street, West Palm Beach, FL.
Breakers Palm Beach
1 South County Road, Palm Beach, FL
Au Bar
336 Royal Poinciana Way, Palm Beach, FL.
Flagler Memorial Bridge / Royal Poinciana Bridge (State Road A1A)
Crosses the Lake Worth Lagoon; connects West Palm Beach and Palm Beach, FL.
Mar-A-Lago estate
1100 South Ocean Boulevard, Palm Beach, FL
Bahia Mar Marina
801 Seabreeze Boulevard (State Road A1A), Fort Lauderdale, FL.
Zoo Miami
12400 Southwest 152 Street, Miami, FL.
Port Everglades
1850 Eller Drive, Fort Lauderdale, FL.
Carlyle Hotel
1250 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Beacon Hotel South Beach (see page 187 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
720 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Palm Beach International Airport
1000 James L. Turnage Boulevard, West Palm Beach, FL.
Omni International Mall
1601 Biscayne Boulevard (U.S. Highway 1), Miami, FL.
Pro Player Stadium (currently Hard Rock Stadium)
347 Don Shula Drive, Miami Gardens, FL.
MacArthur Causeway (State Road A1A)
Crosses the Main Channel of Biscayne Bay; connects Miami and Miami Beach, FL.
Holiday Inn Express Hotel
6650 West 20th Avenue, Hialeah, FL.
Hialeah Park Race Track
2200 East Fourth Avenue, Hialeah, FL.
The Park Central hotel
640 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Clevelander South Beach Hotel & Bar
1020 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
The Colony Hotel
736 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Avalon Hotel
700 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Starlite Hotel
750 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
News Café
800 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Versace estate
1116 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL.
Ernest Hemingway Home and Museum
907 Whitehead Street, Key West, FL.
Jewfish Creek Drawbridge (Overseas Highway / U.S. Highway 1)
Crosses Lake Surprise, Key Largo, FL.
John Pennekamp Coral Reef State Park
102601 Overseas Highway, Key Largo, FL.
Miami International Airport
2100 Northwest 42nd Ave, Miami, FL.
Largo Sound AT & T concrete tower
102180 Overseas Highway, Key Largo, FL.
Snake Creek Drawbridge (Overseas Highway / U.S. Highway 1)
Crosses over Snake Creek; connects Plantation Key and Windley Key, FL.
Labor Day 1935 hurricane victim monument
81831 Overseas Highway (U.S. Highway 1), Islamorada, FL.
Cheeca Lodge & Pioneer Cemetery
81801 Overseas Highway (U.S. Highway 1), Islamorada, FL.
Channel Five Bridge (Overseas Highway / U.S. Highway 1)
Crosses Channel Five; connects Craig Key and Fiesta Key, FL.
Seven Mile Grill
1240 Overseas Highway (U.S. Highway 1), Marathon, FL.
Seven Mile Bridge (Overseas Highway / U.S. Highway 1)
Crosses Moser Channel; connects Knight’s Key and Little Duck Key, FL.
No Name Pub
30813 Watson Boulevard (State Road 4a), Big Pine Key, FL.
Bogie Channel Bridge (Watson Boulevard / State Road 4a)
Crosses Bogie Channel; connects Big Pine Key and No Name Key, FL.
Mangrove Mama’s restaurant
19991 Overseas Highway (U.S. Highway 1), Summerland Key, FL.
Sugarloaf Lodge
17001 Overseas Highway (U.S. Highway 1), Sugarloaf Key, FL.
Sugar Loaf Shores Airport
5 Bat Tower Road, Summerland Key, FL
Perky’s Bat Tower
Northern end of the Bat Tower Road fork, Summerland Key, FL.
Tavernier Creek Bridge (Overseas Highway / U.S. Highway 1)
Crosses Tavernier Creek; connects Key Largo and Plantation Key, FL.
Sloppy Joe’s Bar
201 Duval Street, Key West FL.
Captain Tony’s Saloon
428 Greene Street, Key West, FL
Key West International Airport
3491 South Roosevelt Boulevard, Key West, FL.
Conch Flyer Lounge
3495 South Roosevelt Boulevard, Key West, FL.
Blue Heaven restaurant
729 Thomas Street, Key West, FL.
La Cubanita
601 Duval Street, Key West, FL.
Niles Channel Bridge (Overseas Highway / U.S. Highway 1)
Crosses Niles Channel; connects Ramrod Key and Summerland Key, FL.
Southern Cross Hotel
326 Duval Street, Key West, FL.
Truman’s Little White House
111 Front Street, Key West, FL.
Southernmost Point Buoy
Corner of South Street & Whitehead Street, Key West, FL.
Key West Kite Company
408 Greene Street, Key West, FL.
Bull & Whistle
224 Duvall Street, Key West, FL.
Turtle Kraals Restaurant and Bar
231 Margaret Street, Key West, FL.
Land’s End Marina
201 William Street, Key West, FL.
Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville Café
500 Duval Street, Key West, FL.
St. Paul’s Episcopal Church
401 Duval Street, Key West, FL.
Southernmost House
1400 Duval Street, Key West, FL.
Dennis Pharmacy
1229 Simonton Street, Key West FL.
Salvation Army
1924 Flagler Avenue, Key West, FL.
Key West Cemetery & USS Maine Memorial
701 Pauline Street / 701 Passover Lane, Key West, FL.
Key West Island Bookstore
513 ½ Fleming Street, Key West, FL.
5 Brothers Grocery and Sandwich Shop
930 Southard Street, Key West, FL.
Fausto’s Food Palace
522 Fleming Street, Key West, FL.
Artist House
534 Eaton Street, Key West, FL.
Key West Bait & Tackle (see pg 237 in Chapter Notes & Vital Trivia)
241 Margaret Street, Key West, FL.
Garrison Bight Marina
711 Eisenhower Drive, Key West, FL.
Cow Key Marina
5001 Fifth Avenue, Key West, FL.
Eckerd Drugs (currently Rite Aid Pharmacy)
3010 Flagler Avenue, Key West, FL.
Blue Parrot Inn
916 Elizabeth Street, Key West, FL.
Fort Jefferson
On Garden Key, inside the Dry Tortugas National Park, FL.
Dry Tortugas Lighthouse
On Loggerhead Key, inside the Dry Tortugas National Park.
Key West Police Department
1604 North Roosevelt Boulevard (U.S. Highway 1), Key West, FL.
Crab Shack-Summerland
24580 Overseas Highway (U.S. Highway 1), Summerland Key, FL.
Crowne Plaza Key West La Concha
430 Duval Street, Key West, FL.
Krome Service Processing Center
18201 Southwest 12th Street, Miami, FL.
Louie’s Backyard & Afterdeck Bar
700 Waddell Avenue, Key West, FL.
Dade Corners Travel Plaza (Shell / Pilot Travel Center / Airboat in Everglades)
17696 Southwest Eighth Street (U.S. Highway 41), Miami, FL.
Ochopee Post Office
38000 Tamiami Trail E. (U.S. Highway 41), Ochopee, FL.
(in order of appearance)
Orbit Motel
Oceanside of North Atlantic Avenue (possibly 6300 block), Cape Canaveral, FL.
Launch Pad food mart
Oceanside of North Atlantic Avenue (possibly 6300 block), Cape Canaveral, FL.
Rapid Response convenience store
U.S. Highway 1, south of Miami, FL.
Southernmost Bong and Hookah
Near the southern shore of Key West, FL.
Johnny Vegas’ condominium
Bal Harbour, Miami, FL
Wilbur Putzenfus’ bungalow
Palma Ceia suburb of south Tampa, FL.
Celeste Hamptons’ home
Manatee Isles suburb of Tampa, FL.
Ocean Crown Harbor Club Tower
Clearwater Beach, FL.
George Veale’s home
San Clemente Street, Palma Ceia suburb of south Tampa, FL.
Tampa High School
Tampa, FL.
Tchoupitoulas’ residence
Olivia Street, Key West, FL.
Unnamed industrial nightclub
Seventh Avenue, Ybor City, Tampa, FL.
Sean & Karen Breen’s home
Tampa, FL.
Mo Grenadine’s one-bedroom condo
Tampa, FL.
Tampa Bay Mall (Florida National Bank, Gold Coast Arcade and Chick fil-A)
Tampa, FL.
Coleman’s childhood home
(Assumed) Tampa, FL.
West Palm Memorial Hospital
West Palm Beach, FL.
Serge’s shotgun shack-style home (built in 1918)
Ybor City, Tampa, FL.
Red Snapper strip club
North Dale Mabry Highway, Tampa, FL.
Porpoise Inn
East Waters Avenue, east of Interstate 275, Tampa, FL.
Addiction World #1
Fourth Street N & 22nd Avenue N intersection, St. Petersburg, FL.
Puerto Lago Boca Vista Isles (West)
Off U.S Highway 301, Ellenton, FL.
Lester Frangipani’s home
Seminole Heights, FL.
Florida National Bank Tower / New England Life & Casualty
East side of Ashley Drive (likely North Ashley), Tampa, FL.
Hammer-Time bar
West Courtney Campbell Causeway, Tampa, FL.
Charles Saffron’s postmodern waterfront home
Davis Islands, Tampa, FL.
U-Store-It
Industrial park two blocks east of Tampa International Airport, Tampa, FL.
Launch Pad Food Mart
Cocoa Beach, FL.
Purple Pelican Hotel
500 block (north side) of Fleming Street, Key West, FL.
Space Shuttle Hardware and Paint
Cocoa Beach, FL.
Radio Shanty electronics store
Cocoa Beach, FL.
Addiction World #2
Cocoa Beach, FL.
Blast Off! Mart
Cocoa Beach (or Titusville), FL.
Li’l Bucs preschool
Near Raymond James Stadium, Tampa, FL.
Unnamed clothing boutique
Worth Avenue, Palm Beach, FL.
Unnamed techno dance club
West Palm Beach, FL.
Atomic Olive nightclub
Clematis Street, West Palm Beach, FL.
Unnamed bookstore
Clematis Street, West Palm Beach, FL.
Unnamed knick-knack and souvenir shop
Palm Beach, FL.
Charles Saffron’s penthouse
Palm Beach, FL.
Metropolis Hotel
700 block Ocean Drive, South Beach, Miami, FL.
Unnamed specialty shop
Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL.
Unnamed dive shop
Key Largo, FL.
Unnamed convenience store
Key Largo, FL.
Unnamed moped rental store
500 block (north side) of Fleming Street, Key West, FL.
Unnamed body shampoo parlor
Key West, FL.
Unnamed imported art store
Key West, FL.
Unnamed sunset cruise ticket counter
Corner of Duval & Angelia Street, Key West, FL.
Charter Boat bar
Duval Street, Key West, FL.
Sting Rays bar
Duval Street, Key West, FL.
Sapodilla Inn
Duval Street, Key West, FL.
Ocean King Resort
Southern end of Simonton Street, Key West, FL.
Shrimpboat Willie’s Motel and Grill
South of Fleming Street, possibly on Elizabeth Street, Key West, FL.
Southernmost Morgue
Atlantic Boulevard, Key West, FL.
Unnamed clothing-optional laundromat
Atlantic Boulevard, Key West, FL.
Unofficial Jimmy Buffet Museum
Atlantic Boulevard, Key West, FL.
Angel Fish Inn
Key West, FL.
Crash Johnson’s flight tour office
Stock Island, FL.
(in chronological order)
- Dine on bistec en cazuela at La Teresita
- Pop into The Hub (original Zack Street location)
- Visit the site of Fort Brooke
- Try your hand at watercolors outside the Henry Plant Museum
- Stop by the Jules Verne plaque at Ballast Point Park
- Grab some Cuban sandwiches to-go at 4th of July Café
- Drink a milkshake at Old Meeting House Ice Cream
- Visit the Tiny Tap Tavern
- Pay for your friend’s dart game at the Chatterbox Lounge
- Have your pal distract customer at a lounge in Tampa International Airport
- Salvador Dalí Museum
- Drive up Gulf Boulevard and point out The Sands Hotel, the Thunderbird
Beach Resort, the Bilmar Beach Resort and the Surf Beach Resort
- Haslam’s Bookstore
- Florida International Museum
- Take in a spring training game at Al Lang Stadium
- Drive south (?!) on Bayshore Boulevard
- Make a right (?!) onto the Platt Street Bridge
- Across the Kennedy Boulevard Drawbridge into downtown Tampa
- Park outside the (fictional) Florida National Bank in downtown Tampa
- Head east on Interstate 4 to Orlando
- Take the Beeline Expressway from Orlando to Cocoa Beach
- Stop off at a (fictional) drugstore to buy some beer for your guide
- Truman’s Little White House
- Take nighttime photos of the Southernmost point buoy
- Ride past the Ernest Hemingway Home and Museum
- Ride past the Bull & Whistle
- Ride past Turtle Kraals Restaurant and Bar
- End the tour at Land’s End Marina with a swim in Key West Bight
- Breakfast at the (fictional) Sapodilla Inn
- Take daytime photos of the Southernmost point buoy
- Walk past the Southernmost House
- Eat conch chowder at Dennis Pharmacy
- Buy t-shirts to blend in with the locals at the Salvation Army
- Climb the fence into the Key West Cemetery
- Purchase some postcards and rare, used hardcovers at the Key West Island
Bookstore
- Have cheese toast and café con leche at 5 Brothers Grocery
- Nosh on a salad at Fausto’s Food Palace
- Quickly admire the artwork at Artist House
- Crisscross through Old Town
- Meet an international terrorist at Key West Bait & Tackle
(in order of appearance)
Four-year-old Seymour Bunsen is punished by his father for being a pest during a Buccaneers game and placed inside a beer cooler for duration of the game. Nearly frozen to death, Seymour spends the next three months recovering in the hospital. (5: 54)
Young Seymour is taken away from his parents and placed in the state’s custody. As he bounces from school to school, his publicized experience earns him the nickname “Coleman”. (5: 55)
Serge’s father, Pablo, dies in a freak jai alai accident. (5: 58)
Serge finds his mother’s cat burglar boyfriend, Henry, dead in the middle of their living room from exposure to a lethal dose of methyl bromide. (5: 59)
Serge punches random strangers at the Palm Beach Mall just to watch their reaction. (5: 59)
Serge stars as ‘Death’ in the eponymously named Woody Allen play put on by his high school drama club. (5: 59)
Serge sets a conference record for consecutive free throw shots. He quickly loses interest in the game and quits his high school’s basketball team mid-season. (5: 59)
Serge graduates from Suncoast Community High School. (5: 60)
Serge witnesses the Concorde SST land at Tampa International Airport. (5: 68)
Serge watches the night launch of a space shuttle heading to “the Mir space station.” (5: 68)
The 3-D Coca-Cola commercial airs while Serge is watching the Super Bowl at the No Name Pub. (22: 211)
Serge witnesses a man selling his car for a six-pack of beer at the Cow Key Marina. (24: 239)
In Florida Roadkill (5: 54), Coleman is said to be “four” years old “twenty-one years ago”. This makes Coleman twenty-five years old when this narration takes place in 1997. This would also mean Coleman was born around 1972, making him roughly ten years younger than Serge, who was born in October 1962.
However, in The Pope of Palm Beach (1: 16), a young Coleman is seen with his mother on the beach in Singer Island on Sunday, September 5, 1965. Clearly, by the time Tim Dorsey wrote The Pope of Palm Beach, he decided to change his original intent of Coleman being about a decade younger than Serge and revised it in favor of the two friends being roughly the same age. Therefore, the easiest solution is to retroactively change “twenty-one years ago” to “thirty-one”, making Coleman thirty-five years old in Florida Roadkill.
There’s one aspect to this change in Coleman’s age which can’t be so easily reconciled, and it revolves around how Coleman got his nickname. In Florida Roadkill (5: 54), Coleman was “four” years old when his father shoved him into a beer cooler to keep him quiet during “another football shipwreck of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers”. With Coleman now being born in 1962, he would have been “four” in 1966. However, the team didn’t exist in 1966; their inaugural season in the NFL wasn’t until 1976. Since this incongruity is not addressed in The Pope of Palm Beach (or any other novel), it is up to the reader to come up with a replacement team.
On a personal note: Years before The Pope of Palm Beach was published, I was doing research on Florida Roadkill, to see if any Buccaneers’ games in the 1976 season fit the description given. The only clue I had was the statement, “the Buccaneers fumbled into their own end zone in the fourth quarter” (5: 54). Imagine my excitement when I discovered in the game against the Cleveland Browns on Sunday, November 21, 1976, the Browns’ left defensive end Joseph ‘Joe’ Jones scored a 0-yard touch-down from a recovered fumble inside the Buccaneers’ end zone.
Was this just a happy coincidence or had I just found a very obscure Easter egg meant to be discovered by only the most clinically-obsessive of Tim’s fans? Of course, I knew it was likely the former, but part of me wanted to believe it was the latter. Either way, I was overjoyed at how well it all synced up. Then, years later, imagine how I felt when I read The Pope of Palm Beach and there was young Seymour on the beach in 1965. “Aww, hell. Back to the drawing board.” pretty much summed it up.
The fictional Orbit Motel is “next door” (13: 146) to the Moon Hut restaurant, which is located at 7802 North Atlantic Avenue (State Road A1A, Cape Canaveral, FL. So, presumably, the motel is located on or near the 7800 block. However, The Stingray Shuffle (16: 124) implies the motel is south of the old Cape Colony Inn at 1275 North Atlantic Avenue (A1A). That would place the motel about four miles south of the Moon Hut, near the spot where A1A splits into North Atlantic Avenue and North Orlando Avenue.
Since there's no way to resolve this contradiction, I've split the difference between the two locations when it comes to plotting the Orbit Motel in the Map of Serge's Journey section. In The Stingray Shuffle, it is revealed there is a miniature golf course / driving range across the highway from The Orbit Motel, on the west side of North Atlantic Avenue. As luck would have it, there actually is a miniature golf course - Golf N Gator at 6355 North Atlantic Avenue - roughly midway between the two conflicting locations. So, for mapping purposes, I've pinned The Orbit Motel across the highway.
NOTE: Pages listed are from the hardcover edition
PROLOGUE
(pg 9) “Rat Patrol” was an ABC TV show (1966-1968) which revolved around the fictional
exploits of a group of Allied troops in armored trucks that harassed Rommel’s
forces in northern Africa during World War II.
(pg 10) Johnny Vegas is “twenty-two-years-old” on Monday, October 27, 1997. However,
in Gator A-Go-Go (11: 76) - which takes place during spring break 2010 - he is said
to have just had his “fortieth birthday”. If Johnny is twenty-two on Monday,
October 27, 1997, he would only be thirty-four or thirty-five years-old during
Gator A-Go-Go.
(pg 14) During their drive to the Keys, Serge asks Coleman to hand his a “beer”. To date,
this, along with the beer he drinks as he watches the pre-launch coverage of the
shuttle in the Orbit Motel, are the only times the series Serge consumes alcoholic
beverages.
CHAPTER 1
(pg 24) The “Twenty Thousand Leagues” Under the Sea ride in Walt Disney World’s
Magic Kingdom closed on Monday, September 5, 1994.
CHAPTER 2
(pg 27) Technically, there is no such title as “deputy secretary of agriculture” within the
Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services. Aside from the
Commissioner of Agriculture and Consumer Services (Robert B. Crawford in
1997), there are three Deputy Commissioners and one Assistant Deputy
Commissioner.
(pg 31) While in Tarpon Springs, Sharon walks by “Spring Bayou, where the archbishop
throws the cross in the water at Epiphany and the Greek boys jump in after it.”
Serge, Coleman and Rachael later attend the annual event in Atomic Lobster.
(pg 32) “Jim Bakker” and “Jessica Hahn” had their tryst in room #538 of the Sheraton
Sand Resort in Clearwater Beach, FL.
CHAPTER 3
(pg 36) The Gasparilla festival occurs “one Saturday afternoon in February, shortly after
Wilbur Putzenfus was found dead”. The Gasparilla festival was held on Saturday,
February 1, 1997.
(pg 38) Veale’s house is “two blocks from the bay”.
(pg 39) Veale’s home is on the fictional “San Clemente” Street. From the clues that he
lives “two blocks from the bay” (3: 38), and his home is “off of Obispo” (11: 121),
which is most likely West Obispo Avenue, it can be deduced Veale’s home is in
the Palma Ceia suburb of Tampa and that he lives a couple of blocks away from
Hillsborough Bay.
CHAPTER 4
(pg 41) Sean Breen and David Klein became friends in high school during the
“bicentennial”, so in 1976. Since David is the “quarterback” of the school’s
football team when they meet, it is assumed it happened in the autumn of
1976, at the beginning of the 1976-77 school year.
CHAPTER 5
(pg 54) Coleman was “four” years old “twenty-one years ago”. This should be thirty-one
years ago, making Coleman’s birth year 1962 and his current age thirty-five. (see
The Pope vs Roadkill: A Note On Coleman’s Age)
(pg 54) At the age of “four”, Coleman’s father shoved him into a beer cooler to keep him
quiet during “another football shipwreck of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers” one
“Sunday afternoon”. Unfortunately, the revelation in The Pope of Palm Beach
that young Coleman was on Singer Island in 1965 completely rejects this
backstory. The Buccaneers' first season in the NFL wasn’t until 1976.
(see The Pope vs Roadkill: A Note On Coleman’s Age)
(pg 54) During the football game, “the Buccaneers fumbled into their own end zone in
the fourth quarter.” Prior to The Pope of Palm Beach, this could have been a
reference to the Sunday, November 21, 1976 game against the Cleveland
Browns. In that game, the Browns' left defensive end Joseph ‘Joe’ Jones
scored a 0-yard touch-down from a recovered fumble inside the Buccaneers’
end zone. Unfortunately, the revelation about Coleman's age in The Pope of
Palm Beach prevents this from being the case. (see The Pope vs Roadkill:
A Note On Coleman’s Age)
(pg 54) The trauma of being locked inside the cooler caused Colman to become
“emotionally adrift; he would never again seek anyone’s approval”.
(pg 55) Coleman is “twenty-two” years old when he is arrested for burglarizing a house.
Assuming he was born in 1962, Coleman was likely caught by the police in 1984.
(pg 57) Serge was born “the first week of October 1962”. However, it also stated he was
born during “the Cuban Missile Crisis”. The Cuban Missile Crisis did not begin
until Tuesday, October 16, 1962, when President Kennedy was made aware of the
aerial photographic confirmation of mid-range Soviet nuclear missiles on Cuban
soil. The Crisis ended on Sunday, October 28, 1962 when Khrushchev announced
on Radio Moscow that the missiles would be removed.
(pg 57) Serge was born in fictional “West Palm Memorial Hospital”.
(pg 57) One of Serge’s childhood homes is said to be in “Riviera Beach, in an upstairs
apartment near a citrus packing house on Blue Heron Boulevard”. There were
two confirmed multi-story apartments in the area in the early 1960s: Riviera
Garden Apartments - 2629 Avenue E and Lizane Apartments - 2701 Avenue E.
Both buildings are still in existence and are a block from the old Riviera Groves &
Packing House. Two other apartment buildings - neither of which have been
confirmed as multi-story - were also in the area: Fisherman’s Paradise
Apartments (later re-named Forty-nine West Apartments) - 49 West Blue Heron
Boulevard and an unnamed apartment building - 34 West Blue Heron
Boulevard. Since it is unknown which of these apartments is being referred to,
they have all been placed in The E-Ticket Tour of Florida section.
(pg 57) The apartment Serge lived in during his childhood was “near a citrus packing
house on Blue Heron Boulevard". In the early 1960s, there were only two citrus
packing businesses in Riviera Beach: the Riviera Groves & Packing House - 2815
Broadway, and Parramore’s Fruit House - 2500 Broadway. Although Parramore’s
was situated at the Broadway / Blue Heron Boulevard intersection, Riviera
Groves & Packing House was only a block north of Blue Heron Boulevard.
Since it is unknown which business is being referred to, both have been placed
in The E-Ticket Tour of Florida section.
(pg 57) The actual name of the drugstore with a “giant bottle of Coppertone on the roof”
is a bit of a mystery – even to Tim Dorsey! According to the author, he bought a
postcard depicting the image years ago. However, he could not recall which
drugstore it depicted, nor could he locate the postcard among his vast
collection of Florida souvenirs. We concluded the postcard was probably of
the old Riviera Beach Drugs.
(pg 57) Serge’s mother, Gloria Storms nee Gonzalez, worked at “Burdines” when he was
young. This nearest Burdines clothing store to the Storms’ residence was at
401 Clematis Street, West Palm Beach, FL.
(pg 57) Serge’s father is a jai-alai player named “Pablo”, and known to his fans as
“Testarondo”.
(pg 58) Pablo died from a freak jai alai mishap “one night in November". A review of the
Florida State Gaming Commission’s annual reports from the 1960s shows the
West Palm Beach Fronton did not begin its season in November until the
1967-68 season. Prior to that, the season lasted from early December to early
April. But, beginning with the 1967-68 season, the fronton’s schedule was
pushed up to late November and ended in late March. The flashback in
Triggerfish Twist (12: 72) indicates Pablo was still alive as late as Christmas 1968.
So, the earliest season he could have died in would be the 1969-70 season,
which lasted from Friday, November 14, 1969 to Saturday, March 21, 1970. This
also means Pablo was alive at least through Serge's seventh birthday.
(pg 58) Chuck Zink’s last name is misspelled as “Zinc”.
(pg 58) “Skipper Chuck’s Popeye Playhouse” aired from 1957 to 1979 and was hosted by
‘Skipper’ Chuck Zink. It was broadcast in southern Florida on WTVJ.
(pg 58) After the mishap during the Skipper Chuck’s Popeye Playhouse, Serge’s mother
spent the next “thirteen years” trying to find a “suitable role model” for her son.
This statement would seem to imply that Pablo died around the time Serge was
five years old. However, the flashback in Triggerfish Twist (12: 72) indicates Pablo
was still alive as late as Christmas 1968, when Serge was six years old. Additional
references (see above entry for pg 58) indicate Pablo was even alive at least past
Serge's seventh birthday, and possibly longer.
(pg 59) The “Woody Allen” play is the one-act play titled Death. It is part of Allen’s book
of short-stories and plays, Without Feathers, which was published on Monday,
May 12, 1975.
(pg 60) While growing up, Serge becomes obsessed with the subject of the "minting of
U.S. coins”. This is touched upon in Nuclear Jellyfish, where he shows off his
extensive knowledge about coin collecting.
(pg 60) Serge graduated from “Suncoast High School”. According to Gator A-Go-Go
(38: 240), Serge is a member of the “Kinder Kollege class of `67”. Since he
graduated kindergarten in the spring or summer of 1967, Serge would have
graduated high school in the spring or summer of 1979.
(pg 60) Serge is a “world-class drywaller”.
(pg 60) “Other than the occasional beer, Serge eschewed drugs and alcohol”.
(pg 60) Serge is currently prescribed “Prozac, Zoloft, Elavil and lithium”. The selective
serotonin reuptake inhibitors Fluoxetine (Prozac) and Sertraline (Zoloft) are
mainly used to adult depression, but can be prescribed to treat other disorders
as well. In Serge’s case, he is most likely on on these for his obsessive-
compulsive disorder. The tricyclic antidepressant amitriptyline (Elavil) is
prescribed for major depressive disorders. Lithium is used to treat episodes
of manic episodes and manic depression.
(pg 61) Serge was initially treated with “Ritalin, then tricyclics”. His doctors later decide
against the incremental method of treatment and “loosed the spectrum of
psychotropic drugs” on him. Methylphenidate (Ritalin) stimulates the central
nervous system and is used to treat hyperactivity, impulse control, attention
deficit disorder (ADD) and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD).
(pg 61) At the time in which he began ranting about the demise of Florida atop the
interstate sign, Serge hadn’t taken his “lithium and Prozac for two weeks”.
(pg 61) Serge’s “motto could have been Think globally, act criminally locally”.
(pg 63) Serge’s shotgun shack home in Ybor City is described as “vintage 1918”.
(pg 63) At 14.4 square feet, Serge’s 1965 Barracuda’s “wraparound rear window” was the
biggest piece of automotive glass produced at the time.
(pg 63) Serge’s Barracuda “had been green but was now brown”. The 1965 Barracuda
was not offered in green; the closest factory color offered was Medium
Turquoise. It's safe to assume the car has a custom paint job.
(pg 66) Serge’s explanation for why he alternates between steaming hot and frigid cold
water in the shower is that the “rapid temperature changes” makes him feel
“alive”. He performs this same routine in both Hammerhead Ranch Motel (1: 23)
and Triggerfish Twist (14: 85-86).
(pg 66) As he prepares to give Coleman “The Tour” of Tampa, Serge says, “Let’s rock!”.
This is the first time Serge uses his (unofficial) catchphrase.
(pg 66) Serge orders “bistec en cazuela” (braised steak in a pot) and Coleman orders
“arroz con pollo” (chicken and rice) at La Teresita.
(pg 68) Serge saw the “SST land” at the airport. The Concorde made its first and only
landing at Tampa International Airport on Saturday, March 30, 1985.
(pg 68) The “Miami Vice” episode Serge mentions is Definitely Miami, Season 2,
episode 12. This episode first aired on Friday, January 10, 1986. Coincidentally, in
The Big Bamboo (11: 106), Sergio Gonzales mentions this is his favorite (it’s the
one with Ted Nugget!) Miami Vice episode.
(pg 69) At the airport bar, Serge watches the “Tampa Bay Lightning” playing the “Florida
Panthers”. The Lightning and Panthers competed against each other on both
Saturday, March 1, 1997 and Saturday, March 29, 1997. However, neither date can
work in the timeline for Florida Roadkill.
CHAPTER 6
(pg 75) “Carlos Lehder” was a co-founder of the Medellin Cartel.
(pg 75) “Robert Vesco” was a notorious fugitive financier involved in shady credit
dealings and high stakes investment frauds.
(pg 76) The two Canadian tourists tell Sharon that they are staying at the (fictional)
Porpoise Inn on “Waters Boulevard”. Since Interstate 275 is to the “west” of the
motel, the motel is located on East Waters Avenue.
(pg 78) While at Addiction World, Serge purchases a “quart of OJ”. This is one of the rare
times he is seen drinking something other than coffee or bottled water.
(pg 79) The fact the “New York Yankees” are playing at “Al Lang Stadium” indicates the
game is an MLB spring training game. The only game the Yankees played at
Al Lang Stadium during the spring training season occurred on Thursday, March
20, 1997 and was against the St. Louis Cardinals.
(pg 81) Serge views the hidden camera footage of Veale inside his “shotgun shack".
This must occur before Sharon and Coleman burn down Serge’s house at the
beginning of Triggerfish Twist, on Monday, May 12, 1997.
CHAPTER 7
(pg 82) The fictional Puerto Lago Boca Vista Isles retirement community is located
somewhere south of “Interstate 75”, off “Exit 46". In Orange Crush (34: 243), it is
established the retirement community is located “north” of Sarasota High
School and just off an Interstate 75 exit “near a factory outlet mall”. This outlet
mall is likely the Ellenton Premium Outlets, which is off Exit 224 in Ellenton, FL.
(pg 82) The has-been movie star “Jack Savage”, seen on the billboard advertising Puerto
Lago Boca Vista Isles retirement community, makes an actual appearance in
Orange Crush.
CHAPTER 8
(pg 90-91) Sharon’s nicknames for Coleman are “Charlie Brown”, “blockhead”, and “that
funny round-headed kid". This is due to Coleman’s “head being too big for
his body".
CHAPTER 9
(pg 97) While driving Veale to the Tampa General Hospital emergency room, Serge
drove “south on Bayshore”. This is incorrect. Leaving Veale’s house in Palma
Ceia, Serge would have been traveling north on Bayshore Boulevard. to get to
the hospital.
(pg 98) Continuing his drive from Veale’s Palma Ceia home to Tampa General Hospital,
Serge makes a “right onto the Platt Street Bridge”. This is also incorrect, as this
hospital is on Davis Islands. The bridge Serge would have taken would be the
Columbia Drive Bridge, which connects the Hyde Park area of Tampa with
Davis Islands.
CHAPTER 10
(pg 105) David was “seventeen” years old when he was arrested for running moonshine.
The fact Sean Breen wasn’t among the group that David was driving when he
was arrested could indicate this flashback scene occurs before they met in high
school.
CHAPTER 11
(pg 111) Since its appearance is not mentioned again, the giant “Crucifixion Junkies”
tattoo on Coleman’s chest is most likely a temporary tattoo.
(pg 112) On Wednesday, October 22, 1997, Serge confronts Veale and accuses him of
“intentionally trying to avoid” him and Coleman. On Saturday, October 18, 1997,
Serge gave Veale “twenty-four” hours to pay up. It is during this gap that Bill
Maher interviews Serge via telephone on Politically Incorrect in Triggerfish
Twist’s Epilogue.
(pg 121) The fictional San Clemente Street where Veale lives is off “Obispo". This is likely
a reference to West Obispo Street in the Palma Ceia suburb of south Tampa.
(pg 122) Saffron first meets the members of the Costa Gordan drug cartel “on a steamy
July night in the Florida Keys in 1989”. There is a “first quarter moon” in the sky
the night. The first quarter moon in July 1989 occurred on Tuesday, July 11,
1989. The fact he meets them at “four A.M.” means this scene occurs in the
early hours of Wednesday, July 12, 1989.
(pg 123) Saffron was in “his late forties” in July 1989; so, he is in his mid-to-late fifties in
1997.
(pg 124) The Caribbean island nation of “Costa Gorda” plays a big part in the plot of
Pineapple Grenade. However, it is revealed in The Stingray Shuffle (9: 65) the
Mierda Cartel, which Saffron works for, is headquartered in “Grenada”.
(pg 127) Part of Veale’s disguise is a “Devil Rays baseball cap". Although the Tampa Bay
Devil Rays did not start playing in the MLB until the 1998 season, merchandise
promoting the team’s upcoming debut season was likely available for purchase
in October 1997.
(pg 127) Following Veale from his house to the bank, Serge tracks the fleeing Veale
“down MacDill Avenue to Kennedy Boulevard". Since Veale lives “two blocks
from the bay” (3: 38), and therefore in the Palma Ceia suburb, technically Serge
would have followed Veale up (north) MacDill Avenue.
CHAPTER 12
(pg 132) Based on the different paths the seven boats took to flee the authorities, the
kilos of cocaine likely fell into the water south of Snag Point and north of Dung
Islet.
(pg 135) Due to his Cuban heritage, Serge has “Hispanic” features.
(pg 135) Susan Tchoupitoulas is “ten” years old in early November 1984.
(pg 139) Serge is “twenty-two” years old in early November 1984.
(pg 140) As a result of his attempt to flee with the package of cocaine, Serge was
sentenced to a “year and a day at Starke".
CHAPTER 13
(pg 142) “Serendipity” is the name of McJagger’s sailboat Ringworm, Stinky and
Cheese-Dick are using. It is also the name of the cruise ship in Atomic Lobster.
(pg 145) David and Sean are preparing to watch "an evening launch of the space shuttle
Columbia". This shuttle launch is a fictional event. The closest launches to this
date were the Atlantis’ STS-86 mission on Thursday, September 25, 1997 and
the Columbia’s STS-87 mission on Wednesday, November 19, 1997.
CHAPTER 14
(pg 152) While watching the pre-launch shuttle coverage on the television in their Orbit
Motel room, Serge drinks a “single beer” and becomes “half drunk and
thoroughly insane”. Chronologically, this is the first time Serge is shown
drinking alcohol.
(pg 154) Before leaving him to his fate, Serge suggests Veale “can try to counteract the
swinging motion (of the miniature Space Shuttle) by shaking the chair a little”.
By publication date, this is the first time Serge offers his victim a ‘bonus round’.
However, the advice Serge gives Scorpion in Triggerfish Twist (38. 234) is the
first chronological example of a bonus round. The first time Serge refers to
the “bonus round” by name is in Pineapple Grenade (7: 84).
CHAPTER 15
(pg 158) While at the Cocoa Beach Pier, Serge orders a “Dr. Pepper”. This is another one
of the rare times he is shown drinking something other than bottled water or
coffee.
CHAPTER 16
(pg 161) During the Apollo 12 mission, Captain “Alan Bean” was the fourth man to walk
on the moon. Coincidentally, he, along with Commander Charles Conrad,
moonwalked in the Ocean of Storms.
(pg 165) Costa Gorda is said to as a “small island nation in the Lesser Antilles,” existing
“only on paper”, with the “sole purpose” of creating “jurisdictional confusion for
shell corporations, offshore bankers, dummy partnerships, shadow firms, tax
shelters and eighty-year-old Nazis”. However, in Pineapple Grenade, it is
described as a sovereign nation, complete with its own democratically elected
government, military, etc. Clearly, at some point after Florida Roadkill, the small
Caribbean nation experienced a dramatic transformation.
(pg 165) The Costa Gordan hitmen work for the “Mierda Cartel”.
(pg 167-168) The Costa Gordan hitman falls out of the “west window” of the Florida
National Bank Tower and lands on “Ashley Street”. Since the fictional
tower is in downtown Tampa, it is located on the eastern side of either
North or South Ashley Drive.
CHAPTER 17
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CHAPTER 18
(pg 174) Serge sees the service tray in the Worth Avenue boutique and says, “Ooooooo.
Com-ple-men-tary cof-fee". By publication date, this is the first time Serge
shows an interest in the beverage. Chronologically, however, the effects of
caffeine on Serge have already been shown when he and Coleman go on their
Night Tour of south Tampa in Triggerfish Twist.
(pg 177) When Coleman takes the syringe Sharon used to shoot-up heroin and uses it
himself, it’s stated a “warm broth of horse and HIV” is inside the syringe. This
suggests Sharon is HIV-positive. It also suggests that Coleman injected himself
with the life-threatening virus.
(pg 178) Although it wasn’t released until November 1997, the “green books” Carl
Hiaasen are autographing are most likely hardcover copies of Lucky You.
CHAPTER 19
(pg 181) Serge insists that breakfast “is the most important meal of the day”. He later
repeats this in both The Big Bamboo (40: 314) and Atomic Lobster (7: 51).
(pg 187) As they arrive at the Metropolis Hotel, Serge points to spot on Ocean Drive
where “Al Pacino shot that guy in Scarface". He is referring to the end of the
classic ‘chainsaw scene', where Pacino chases Hector the Toad out of the Sun
Ray Apartments and guns him down on the street in front of the neighboring
Beacon Hotel. The fact Serge can clearly see the spot on the street from his
vantage point at the front of the Metropolis indicates the fictional hotel
is somewhere on the 700 block of Ocean Drive.
(pg 189) Sharon aims a “.380 automatic” at Coleman. A .380 automatic is a type of
cartridge, not a handgun. The handgun is referenced earlier as just a “.380”
(6: 77) & (19: 184).
CHAPTER 20
(pg 196) On the way to the World Series, Serge pulls the Lotus into an alley and places
Sharon’s corpse “in the trunk". Although, chronologically speaking, Honest Al
from Triggerfish Twist was the first person (dead or alive) to be transported in
Serge’s trunk, Sharon is the first actual victim of Serge’s to be placed a car
trunk. As such, she is listed as ‘Car trunk guest #1’ in the Graduates from
Bonus Round University section.
(pg 198) Serge’s enthusiastic behavior upon his chance meeting with Dave Berry at the
World Series is inspired by author Tim Dorsey’s real-life encounter with the
acclaimed humorist.
CHAPTER 21
(pg 204) When Susan begins her investigation, the “panel truck from Glotski’s Bakery”
and the “LeMans” have already been stolen.
CHAPTER 22
(pg 207) Serge is described as “tall and thin” with “prematurely gray hair and lancing
blue eyes".
(pg 207) Coleman is described as having a “chubby head that was a little too big for his
body, and sunken, small eyes".
(pg 210) While at the No Name Pub, Serge “apologized” to the bartender for Coleman’s
attempt to steal a wad of the dollar bills taped to the bar’s walls. Coleman
attempts this same stunt years later in Torpedo Juice (12: 102).
(pg 211) The “3-D” commercial Serge refers to is the Diet Coke ad that aired during Super
Bowl XXIII, which was played on Sunday, January 22, 1989.
(pg 212) It is not explained how Grenadine managed to place the “homing device” onto
the stolen LeMans. It is assumed he witnessed Serge and Coleman ditching
the stolen bakery truck for the LeMans and placed the device underneath the
car at an opportune moment.
(pg 212) “Sugar” the dolphin died on Friday, June 13, 1997.
(pg 212) The “isolated airstrip” on Sugarloaf Key is the Sugar Loaf Shores Airport. The
unnamed “movie” filmed there is the 1989 James Bond film, License to Kill.
(pg 219) The fictional Purple Pelican is tucked “between a used bookstore and a moped
rental on Fleming Street, just around the corner from Duval Street and a block
from La Cubaria [sic]". The used bookstore is likely the Key West Island
Bookstore, which would place the fictional motel on the northside of Fleming
Street's 500 block.
(pg 219) Key West’s La Cubanita restaurant misspelled as “La Cubaria".
CHAPTER 23
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CHAPTER 24
(pg 233) While waiting for Coleman to wake up, Serge reviews his “1939 WPA guide to
Florida”. The book was published by Oxford Press in November 1939. He will
later be seen reading the book while waiting out Hurricane Alex inside the
Desert Inn in Hurricane Punch (7: 64).
(pg 234) As they conclude breakfast at the Sapodilla Inn to explore Key West, Serge tells
Coleman, “Let’s rock.”.
(pg 237) Serge takes Coleman to “The Bait House” on “Garrison Bight”. Likely, this is a
reference to Key West Bait & Tackle, which is on Key West Bight, not Garrison
Bight.
(pg 239) The “Peter Fonda” movie Serge is taking about is the 1975 film 92 in the Shade.
CHAPTER 25
(pg 245) Jonny Quest’s first name is misspelled as “Johnny”.
(pg 247) When up against Saffron in the gunfight, Serge’s memories turn towards a day
in his childhood, eating a “tuna sandwich” in his backyard with his mother.
CHAPTER 26
(pg 248) While standing in Grenadine’s room, the GPS receiver points Susan “north” to
the Purple Pelican. This means the Shrimpboat Willie’s Motel and Grill lies
somewhere south of Purple Pelican and Fleming Street.
(pg 248) From Shrimpboat Willie’s, Susan drives “up Elizabeth Street” to reach the
Purple Pelican.
CHAPTER 27
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CHAPTER 28
(pg 268) The “Fighting Conchs” on Susan’s t-shirt is the school mascot for Key West
High School
CHAPTER 29
* No Notes